Boy: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, you look funny, what zoo did you escape from?"
Sarsippius: "What zoo did I escape from?
What d'ya mean, what zoo did I escape from?
I look funny?
I was on the cover of "Amphibious Monthly".
Do you know I went out with the finest lizard in 1992? Miss Godzilla?
You know that?
And you have the nerve ... to say I look funny?
You little snotnose...