Hostage Life Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
Carbon Heart Radio Or $80 Haircut	-	98
Fuck, I Hope You're Not Pregnant Or Hey, So You Think A Vasectomy Is Covered By My Health Insurance?	-	138
Hell Awaits Hostage Life Or The Virgin Mary's Immaculate DP	-	105
Hostage Life Are Fucking Alive And Well Or Paul Miller's Armada Featuring Eric Gaudet	-	110
Hostage Life's Legally Distinct Cola Commercial Or You're Stupid And You're Gross But If You Drink This Someone Might Actually Love You	-	118
How To Die With A Smile i) Determine Whether Or Not You Wish To Depart ii) Set Date iii) Find An Exit Buddy	-	110
Of Shotguns And Pleasure Wands Or A Sincere Tip Of The Hat To That Cocksucker Lenny Bruce	-	108
Securing My Seat (On The Hostage Life Board Of Directors) Or "Is That Blood On Your Collar?" "No, It's Lipstick, I Swear	-	117
Sons Of Hostage Life Or This Name Tag Reads "Fuck You	-	103
The Last Superman Or Fall Of The Ubermensch	-	105
The Quietest Mutiny Or Dear Leader	-	102
This Song Was Written By Committee Or We Simply Feed These Figures Into The Melodiotron And, Voila, An Instant Hit	-	113
We Will Make You Crawl Or Just Pretend That Your Lips Are Stitched, And Let Us Do The Thinking	-	105
When I Get Cancer Or Fuck It, Just Cut Out All The Parts Of Me That Have Stopped Working	-	110