Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I'm A Guy Lyrics

I don't ask for directions
So don't go giving none to me
I'm too frugal with affection
I watch hockey on TV

Cause I'm a guy
I'm a guy
What an incredible situation
Fifty percent of the population
Wearing a jacket and tie
Let's hear it for the guy

I'm afraid of commitment
Though we've been going out for years
We could talk about the future
But I'd rather have some beers

Cause I'm a guy
I'm a guy
What an incredible situation
Fifty percent of the population
With eighty percent of the pie
Yeah, it's great to be a guy

When you're a guy you can live like a king
No need to try, you just take everything
Isn't it fine
Women and wine

Now maybe I'm exaggerating
What it's like to be a man
I don't always act this stupid
But I do the best I can

Cause I'm a guy
I'm a guy
What an incredible situation
Something deserving a proclamation
Heard from the sea to the sky
Let's hear it for the guy