Houshuu wa nyuushago heikousen de
Toukyou wa aisedo nani mo nai
Rikken six-two-o choudai
Juukyuuman mo motte inai o-cha no mizu
Maasharu no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu wo shoubaidougu ni shiteiru sa
Soshitara benjii ga hai ni utsutte torippu
Saikin wa ginza de keikan gokko
Kokkyou wa koete mo jousha hissui
Ryoushuusho wo kaite choudai
Zeirishi nante tsuite inai gorakuen
Shouraisou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
Piza ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjii, atashi wo gurecci de nagutte
Ao kande itte choudai
Shuuden de kaeru tte ba ikebukuro
Maasharu no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu wo shoubaidougu ni shiteiru sa
Soshitara benjii ga hai ni utsutte torippu
Shouraisou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
Piza ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjii, atashi wo gurecchi de nagutte