I'm a jerk
Yeah, I'm a mofo
I go beserk
Yeah, I go loco
And you know I'll never be
this, or any, months' employee
Dick of the week
Dick, dick, dick of the week
I'm a slob
Not the cleanest
A real mess
A swedish penis
And you know I'll never be
this, or any, months' employee
Dick of the week
Dick, dick, dick of the week