Have you ever been to Mercury?
Have you ever been to Mars?
Have you ever been to Jupiter,
drinkin’ in alien bars?
Or have you ever been to Earth,
Where gravity pulls you down?
It’s such a sad place to be
for the Honky Tonk Aliens
Honky Tonk Aliens
are floating in outer space
You see them
on the western hemisphere
Oh yes, I’ve been to Mercury
I’ve also been to Mars
I’ve even been to Jupiter
drinkin’ in alien bars
But I would never land on Earth
where gravity pulls you down
It’s such a sad place to be
for the Honky Tonk Aliens
Honky Tonk Aliens
are floating in outer space
You see them
on the western hemisphere