Dear blank,I'm sorry I blanked you're blank,
But you'd understand if you knew how much beer that I drank.
I know today is going too f**king slow,
So take a number,Get in line I'll tell you all where to go.
It's last call and here I am again in the hall,
I guess nobody gets my jokes at all.
It's no prize being me and getting to wise,
They just make you turn around and go apologize.
I don't wanna lose what I've got, But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry.
Chorus
No I don't owe anything,
To hell with "I'm sorry" bombs away.
No I don't owe you anything,
You're like a bullet to my,
Brain I'm numb.
Can't kill my fun,
If you good and done.
Then thank you just the same,
Cause I don't owe you anything.
About now,You're thinking to yourself,Just how,
Did this jerk make it through school without ever getting plowed?
Wannabe,I see him all the time on TV,
What makes this kamikaze think he's any better than me.
I'll tell you though,It's something that I've learned you should know, I'm so used of the phrase 'I told you so.'
It's my brain,It may be certified insane,
At least I'm not like all you whiners man you're all the same.
I don't wanna lose what I've got, But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry.
Chorus
I don't care if theres a time or a place I'll be right there,
Didn't anyone tell you.
I don't care if there's a will theres a way for me.
Dear blank,I'm sorry I blanked
you're blank,
I know,Today is going so slow.