Heathers The Musical - Blue Lyrics

Heyyyyy, 'ronica


Eww
You got a left hand: Use it


Don't talk mean like that


You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue


You hurt them badly


You make my balls so blue


They're hangin' sadly


What did they do to you
That you hate them so?


Don't run from me
They're all beat up


Like a tackling dummy!


They long for your embrace!


They're warm like mittens!


They'll curl up on your face


And purr like kittens!


You make my balls so blue!


Just look at them glow


They're beggin' you!


Don't make my balls so blue


Heather? Heather? Open the door


Oh no, oh no no no!


Open the door!


Oh no, oh no no no!


You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!


Hold 'em!


Enfold 'em


And never let go!


Once you were geeky and nerdy


But they knew you're dirty


You've set them on fire


Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!


They'll wear a suit and tie


And a fancy collar!


They'll sing a lullaby


La la la la la!


Please make these balls not blue


Just for a while!


Can't wait till later


My pants are rubbin'


Like a hot cheese grater!


Look! Booze. Drink!


Thank you so much!


They will protect you


Defend you


Respect you


Befriend you


Like winnie-the-pooh!


Winnie-the-pooh!


Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!


My balls will work for you


They will obey ya!


They really need rescue!


Like princess leia!


Baby, you've gots to come through


Teach them to smile!


You got no clue how much
These two


Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!


Yeah!


You make them balls so blue!


You make my balls so blue!


You make them balls so blue!


Ow! Ow!


You make them balls so blue!


You make my balls so blue!


You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them


Good God!


You break


My balls!
You make my balls so blue!


You make my balls so blue!
You take them


Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!


You bake them
Chrissake


You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!
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