Guided By Voices - Uncle Dave Lyrics

I believe I can't behave
I behave like Uncle Dave
I've got one foot in the grave
Thanks a lot to Uncle Dave

Chorus: Uncle Dave
Raise your hand
Repeat these words
Uncle Dave
The words you've seen and heard

Be ?? to hamster love
What the hell is hamster love
Chorus
You are a pretty strange bird
And fun is for the ??