Here's the story you're born
And then you live your life
And then you live some more
And then you die
But first you do a lot of stuff
Like eat sleep walk talk kiss kill laugh cry
Thank god life is empty and meaningless
Thank dog that the past is in the past
We're so here right now it's almost sick
Thank god life is empty & meaningless
We live in our heads
Almost all the time
We're the only ones
Who wonder why
And make up stuff to prove what's what
And if the truth's too hard
You just make up a lie
Thank god life is empty and meaningless
Thank dog that the past is in the past
We're so here right now it's almost sick
Thank god life is empty & meaningless