Frank Zappa & Mothers Of Invention - Toads Of The Short Forest Lyrics

FZ: At this very moment on stage we have drummer A playing in 7/8, drummer B playing in 3/4, the bass playing in 3/4, the organ playing in 5/8, the tambourine playing in 3/4, and the alto sax blowing his nose
HANDS UP!
POO-LAAAH!
FZ: Thank you