Frank Zappa Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
'Ere Ian Whips It/Jcb Spits It/Motorhead Rips It	-	231
"No No No"	-	513
& Quot;No No No & Quot ;	-	349
1/4 Tone Unit	-	220
200 Motels Finale	-	229
200 Years Old	-	664
50 / 50	-	404
9/8 Objects	-	513
A Cold Dark Matter	-	414
A Diffrent Octave	-	463
A Few Moments With Brother A. West	-	432
A Game Of Cards	-	565
A Halloween Treat With Thomas Nordegg	-	168
A Kayak ( On Snow )	-	432
A Little Green Rosetta	-	514
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes	-	545
A Pig With Wings	-	405
A Pound for a Brown	-	394
A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)	-	484
A Token Of My Extreme	-	523
A Tunnel Into Muck	-	380
A Very Nice Body	-	421
A Vicious Circle	-	478
Absolutely Free	-	556
Advance Romance	-	517
Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )	-	593
After Dinner Smoker	-	370
Agency Man	-	542
Agon - Interlude (Stravinsky)	-	263
Ain't Got No Heart	-	204
All Skate/Dun-Dun-Dun [The Finnish Hit Single]	-	273
Alley Cat	-	608
America Drinks	-	600
America Drinks & Goes Home	-	469
America the Beautiful	-	312
Amnerika	-	432
Amnerika Goes Home	-	243
Amnesia Vivace	-	616
Andy	-	589
Another Whole Melodic Section	-	225
Any Downers?	-	438
Any Kind Of Pain	-	549
Any Way The Wind Blows	-	564
Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	490
Anything	-	522
Anyway the Wind Blows	-	301
Apostrophe' [Mix Outtake]	-	216
Apostrophe(')	-	535
Approximate	-	532
Are You Hung Up?	-	497
Are You Upset?	-	485
Artificial Rhonda	-	443
Ask DrStupid	-	457
Attack! Attack! Attack!	-	432
Audience Participation	-	241
Audience Participation - Rdnzl (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	123
Audience Participation (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	105
Audience Participation #5	-	128
Audience Participation Time	-	191
Auspicious Occasion	-	185
Australian Yellow Snow	-	161
Babbette	-	498
Babette	-	372
Baby Snakes	-	642
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out	-	532
Bacon Fat	-	543
Baked-Bean Boogie	-	468
Bamboozled By Love	-	478
Bathtub Man	-	195
Bavarian Sunset	-	360
Be - Bop Tango	-	320
Be In My Video	-	466
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)	-	442
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	164
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	154
Beat It With Your Fist	-	355
Beat The Reaper	-	373
Beauty Knows No Pain	-	500
Been to Kansas City in a Minor	-	176
Big Leg Emma	-	511
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	131
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	106
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	116
Big Swifty	-	371
Big Swifty (12-10-73 / Roxy Rehearsal)	-	100
Big Swifty (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	130
Billy The Mountain	-	522
Billy the Mountain, Pt. 1	-	205
Billy the Mountain: The Carnegie Solos	-	197
Black Napkins	-	653
Black Napkins (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	136
Black Page #2	-	211
Blessed Relief	-	380
Blessed Relief/The New Brown Clouds	-	206
Blood Unit	-	210
Bobby Brown	-	699
Bobby Brown Goes Down	-	594
Bobby Brown Goes Down (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	121
Bondage Intro (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	136
Bow Tie Daddy	-	537
Bowling On Charen	-	373
Breaktime	-	464
Briefcase Boogie	-	562
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes	-	558
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	140
Brown Moses	-	596
Brown Shoes Don't Make It	-	435
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	-	436
Buffalo Drowning Witch	-	232
Buffalo Soldier	-	235
Buffalo Voice	-	479
Butter Or Cannons	-	414
Bwana Dik	-	540
Calculus	-	216
Call Any Vegetable	-	462
Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)	-	421
Camarillo Brillo	-	569
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	123
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	122
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	119
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	142
Can't Afford No Shoes	-	433
Can't Stand Up	-	277
Canard Du Jour	-	594
Canarsie	-	378
Carol, You Fool	-	542
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy	-	472
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	399
Catholic Girls	-	874
Centerville	-	586
Chana In De Bushwop	-	432
Charles Ives	-	582
Charlie's Enormous Mouth	-	539
Charva	-	522
Cheap Thrills	-	583
Cheepnis	-	591
Cheepnis - Percussion (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	146
Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	138
Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	144
Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	141
Chicago Walk-On	-	186
Chocolate Halvah	-	530
Choose Your Foot	-	211
Chrissy Puked Twice	-	493
Chunga's Revenge	-	591
Church Chat	-	544
City of Tiny Lights	-	259
City Of Tiny Lites	-	504
City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	432
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	98
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	115
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	117
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	130
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus	-	617
Clowns On Velvet	-	496
Cocaine Decisions	-	665
Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	456
Cock-Suckers' Ball	-	433
Cold Light Generation	-	328
Columbia, S.C., Pt. 1	-	157
Columbia, S.C., Pt. 2	-	208
Concentration Moon	-	618
Conehead	-	538
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	106
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	129
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	137
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	132
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	162
Conehead [Instrumental]	-	174
Congress Shall Make No Law	-	194
Convocation/The Purple Lagoon	-	289
Cookin' Turnips	-	272
Cops & Buns	-	455
Cops Buns	-	351
Cosmik Debris	-	546
Cosmik Debris (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	129
Cosmik Debris (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	141
Cosmik Debris [Basic Tracks - Take 3]	-	224
Crew Slut	-	602
Cruisin' For Burgers	-	472
Cruising For Burgers	-	535
Cucamonga	-	592
Cyclophony	-	257
D.C. Boogie	-	295
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy	-	824
Damp Ankles	-	356
Dance Contest	-	526
Dance Me This	-	223
Dancin' Fool	-	523
Dancin' Fool ((World Premiere) / Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	123
Dancing Fool	-	211
Dark Water!	-	346
Dear Jeepers	-	249
Deathless Horsie	-	349
Debra Kadabra	-	584
Denny & Froggy Relate	-	199
Dental Hygeine Dilemma	-	451
Deseri	-	588
Dew On The Newts We Got	-	483
Dickie's Such An Asshole	-	419
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	169
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	107
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	122
Didja Get Any Onya?	-	422
Dinah-Moe Humm	-	813
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	149
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	155
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	136
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	354
Dinah-Moe-Hum	-	411
Dio Fa	-	500
Diplodocus	-	391
Directly From My Heart To You	-	529
Dirty Love	-	1893
Dirty Love (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	143
Disco Boy	-	650
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	143
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	116
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	120
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	126
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	131
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	123
Diseases Of The Band	-	526
Divan: Divan Ends Here	-	330
Divan: Magic Pig	-	236
Divan: Once upon a Time	-	189
Divan: Sofa #1	-	221
Divan: Stick It Out	-	179
Do You Like My New Car?	-	441
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?	-	445
Dog Breath	-	560
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague	-	387
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow	-	530
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	124
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow [Basic Tracks - Alt. Take]	-	215
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast [Live]	-	194
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?	-	440
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (12-8-73 / Sound Check / Film Shoot)	-	142
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	122
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	110
Dong Work For Yuda	-	552
Doreen	-	564
Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	429
Down in de Dew [Alt. Mix]	-	187
Drafted Again	-	481
Drop Dead	-	544
Drowning Witch	-	561
Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	374
Drums Are Too Noisy	-	431
Duke Of Prunes	-	541
Dumb All Over	-	553
Dummy Up	-	542
Dupree's Paradise	-	465
Dupree's Paradise (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	137
Dupree's Paradise (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	103
Earl of Duke	-	169
Easy Meat	-	957
Eat That Question	-	293
Echidna's Arf	-	430
Echidna's Arf (Of You)	-	458
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	106
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (12-8-73 / Sound Check / Film Shoot)	-	110
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	137
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	111
Echo Pie	-	220
Eddie, Are You Kidding?	-	552
Edited Interview	-	163
Electric Aunt Jemima	-	747
Elvis Has Just Left The Building	-	570
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	116
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	119
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	121
Encore Break	-	207
Encore Rap (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	129
Energy Frontier (Bridge)	-	207
Energy Frontier [Take 4]	-	247
Energy Frontier [Take 6 w/ ODs]	-	192
Envelopes	-	274
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	107
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	123
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	119
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	115
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	117
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	122
Envelops The Bath Tub	-	426
Epilogue	-	512
Evelyn, A Modified Dog	-	548
Every Time I See You	-	310
Excentrifugal Forz	-	581
Excentrifugal Forz [Mix Outtake]	-	206
Exercise #4	-	249
Exercise 4 Variant	-	179
F.Z./JCB Drum Duet	-	564
Farther O'Blivion	-	447
Father O'bliviion	-	363
Father O'Blivion	-	424
Father O'Blivion (12-10-73 / Roxy Rehearsal)	-	105
Father O'Blivion (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	105
Feeding the Monkies at Ma Maison	-	249
Fifty-Fifty	-	659
Find Her Finer	-	596
Finding Higgs' Bosonv	-	353
Fine Girl	-	569
Five-Five-Five	-	949
Flakes	-	576
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	128
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	133
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	135
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	122
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	118
Flambay	-	455
Flopsmash Musics	-	237
Florentine Pogen	-	538
Flower Punk	-	546
Flowing Inside-Out	-	403
For Calvin	-	448
For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)	-	527
For Giuseppe Franco	-	394
For The Young Sophisticate	-	496
Fountain Of Love	-	611
Frank's Last Words...	-	247
Friendly Little Finger	-	381
Frog Song	-	244
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips	-	528
G-Spot Tornado	-	712
Galoot Up-Date	-	409
Gee, I Like Your Pants	-	379
Geneva Farewell	-	601
German Lunch	-	522
Get A Life	-	353
Get A Little	-	491
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder	-	519
Goat Polo	-	215
Goblin Girl	-	964
Goblin Girl/Black Page	-	172
God Bless America	-	670
Golden Arches	-	208
Good Lobna	-	337
Gorgo	-	477
Green Genes Snoop	-	179
Gross Man	-	550
Grunion Run [Stereo Mix]	-	241
GTR Trio	-	212
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats	-	474
Halloween 1977 Show Start/Introductions	-	152
Halloween Audience Participation	-	121
Halloween Encore Audience	-	140
Happy Together	-	720
Happy Together (Bonner/Gordon)	-	352
Harder Than Your Husband	-	531
Harry & Rhonda	-	416
Harry Rhonda	-	351
Harry-As-A-Boy	-	447
Harry, You're A Beast	-	406
Have You Heard Their Band?	-	393
He Used To Cut The Grass	-	539
He's So Gay	-	688
Heavenly Bank Account	-	576
Heavy Duty Judy	-	340
Heidelberg	-	188
Hello To FOH/ Ready?! To the Band	-	214
Help, I'm A Rock	-	500
Here Lies Love	-	525
Hermitage	-	240
Hey Nelda	-	252
High Steppin'	-	216
Hitch Hike	-	189
Hog Heaven	-	327
Holding The Group Back	-	600
Holiday In Berlin	-	445
Hollywood Perverts (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	117
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?	-	569
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)	-	412
Hot & Stupid	-	316
Hot Poop	-	860
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel	-	493
How Could I Be Such A Fool	-	565
How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	434
How The Pigs' Music Works	-	380
How's Your Bird?	-	340
Hungry Freaks, Daddy	-	538
Hurricane	-	503
I Ain't Got No Heart	-	463
I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	-	395
I Come From Nowhere	-	628
I Don't Even Care	-	535
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted	-	521
I Had A Dream About That	-	310
I Have Been In You	-	534
I Have Been In You (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	120
I Heard a Note!	-	168
I Just Can't Work No Longer	-	184
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth	-	441
I Was In A Drum	-	322
I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back	-	355
I'm A Band Leader	-	402
I'm A Beautiful Guy	-	474
I'm Losing Status at the High School	-	328
I'm Not Satisfied	-	446
I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	577
I'm So Cute	-	482
I'm So Happy I Could Cry	-	199
I'm Stealing The Towels	-	433
I'm The Slime	-	570
Ian Underwood Whips It Out	-	770
If I Was President...	-	224
If Only She Woulda	-	543
If We'd All Been Living In California...	-	436
If We'd All Been Living in California...	-	177
Imaginary Diseases	-	313
In France	-	697
In Your Mouth	-	386
Inca Roads	-	542
Introcious	-	261
Introduction	-	186
Invocation & Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin	-	139
Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin	-	468
It Ain't Real So What's the Deal	-	190
It Can't Happen Here	-	567
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal	-	447
It Must Be A Camel	-	342
Janet's Big Dance Number	-	417
Jazz From Hell	-	629
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1	-	448
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2	-	478
Jcb Kansas on The Bus #1	-	301
Jcb Kansas on The Bus #2	-	325
Jelly Roll Gum Drop	-	511
Jelly Roll Gum Drop [Alternate Mix-Mono]	-	168
Jelly Roll Gum Drop [Single Version]	-	185
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk	-	463
Jewish Princess	-	478
Jezebel Boy	-	564
Joe's Garage	-	566
Johnny Darling	-	564
Jones Crusher	-	488
Jumbo Go Away	-	516
Just One More Time	-	419
Justine (Harris/Terry)	-	236
Kaiser Rolls	-	427
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)	-	438
Kangaroos	-	471
Kansas City Shuffle	-	220
Keep It Greasey	-	514
Keep It Greasy	-	799
Kenny's Booger Story	-	453
King Kong	-	583
King Kong/Igor's Boogie	-	255
Kung Fu	-	210
Later That Night	-	504
Later We Can Shoot You	-	197
Latex Solar Beef	-	564
Lather	-	208
Lemme Take You To The Beach	-	463
Let's Make The Water Turn Black	-	648
Let's Move To Cleveland	-	495
Letter From Jeepers	-	209
Library Card	-	399
Light is all that matters	-	339
Like It Or Not	-	516
Little Dots, Pt. 1	-	214
Little Dots, Pt. 2	-	188
Little Girl Of Mine	-	426
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce	-	395
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce	-	309
Little House I Used To Live In	-	515
Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )	-	369
Little Rubber Girl	-	578
Little Umbrellas	-	349
Lonely Little Girl	-	548
Lonesome Cowboy Burt	-	574
Lonesome Cowboy Nando	-	488
Lonesome Electric Turkey	-	563
Lost In A Whirlpool	-	460
Louie Louie	-	508
Love Of My Life	-	506
Love of My Life [Alternative Version]	-	234
Love Story	-	593
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up	-	565
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	399
Lumpy Gravy I	-	565
Magdalena	-	521
Magic Fingers	-	649
Main Interview	-	200
Make A Sex Noise	-	469
Man With The Woman Head	-	605
Manx Needs Women	-	469
Marqueson's Chicken	-	458
Mary Lou	-	539
Masked Grandma	-	243
Massaggio Galore	-	321
Master Ringo	-	483
Matt Siegel Interview 1980	-	168
Medieval Ensemble	-	181
Medley #1	-	224
Medley #2	-	219
Medley #3	-	180
Memories of El Monte [Stereo Mix]	-	238
Meow	-	561
Moggio	-	492
Mom & Dad	-	422
Mom Dad	-	310
Mondello's Revenge	-	253
Montana	-	640
Montana (Whipping Floss)	-	509
More Trouble Every Day	-	535
Mormon Xmas Dance Report	-	200
Mother People	-	550
Motherly Love	-	594
Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt	-	379
Mousie's First Xmas	-	184
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat	-	845
Mr. Clean [Alternate Mix]	-	240
Mr. Green Genes	-	545
Ms. Pinky	-	499
MsPinky	-	317
Mudd Club	-	559
Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)	-	400
Muffin Man	-	1157
Murder By Numbers	-	409
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama	-	533
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	400
My Head?	-	390
Mystery Roach	-	468
N - Lite	-	360
Nanook Rubs It	-	572
Nanook Rubs It [Basic Tracks - Outtake]	-	223
Nanook Rubs It [Session Outtake]	-	200
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music	-	512
Navanax	-	364
Nig Biz	-	520
Night School	-	395
No Not Now	-	600
No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)	-	482
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve	-	433
No, No Cherry	-	568
No. No. No. [Long Version]	-	227
No1 2nd Movement: Allegro Assai	-	333
No1 2nd Movement: Allegro Con Brio	-	300
No2 1st Movement: Andantino	-	396
No2 2nd Movement: Allegro Assai	-	326
No2 2nd Movement: Minuetto Grazioso	-	323
No3 1st Movement: Andante	-	319
No3 1st Movement: Andantino	-	360
No3 2nd Movement: Presto	-	354
No3 2st Movement: Tempo Di Minuetto	-	313
No4 1st Movement: Andante	-	334
No4 1st Movement: Minuetto	-	329
No4 2nd Movement: Allegro	-	333
No5 2nd Movement: Minuetto Grazioso	-	392
No6 1st Movement: Largo	-	432
No6 2nd Movement: Minuet	-	358
Occam's Razor	-	199
Octandre*	-	225
Oh No	-	615
Oh No/Orange County Lumber Truck	-	209
Oh No/Son of Orange County	-	211
Oh-Umm	-	468
Oh, In the Sky	-	450
On The Bus	-	558
Once Upon A Time	-	495
Opus 1: No1 First Movement : Andante	-	310
Opus IV: No1 1st Movement: Andantino	-	357
Our Bizarre Relationship	-	558
Outside Now	-	637
Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)	-	472
Overture to	-	292
Pachuco Gavotte	-	230
Packard Goose	-	609
Panty Rap	-	543
Paoxysmal Splendor	-	184
Peaches En Regalia	-	438
Peaches III	-	549
Penguin In Bondage	-	387
Penis Dimension	-	920
Perhaps in Maryland	-	189
Phyniox [Take 1]	-	150
Phyniox [Take 2]	-	196
Piano	-	262
Piano/Drum Duet	-	422
Pick Me, I'm Clean	-	424
Pieces of a Man	-	194
Pink Napkins	-	363
Pinocchio's Furniture	-	544
Planet Of My Dreams	-	497
Planet Of The Baritone Women	-	484
Plastic People	-	544
Po-Jama People	-	438
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead	-	398
Pooyeahrg	-	181
Porn Wars	-	512
Porn Wars Deluxe	-	303
Pound for a Pound	-	172
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask	-	641
Prelude to the Purse	-	266
Progress?	-	403
Project X	-	209
Project X Minus .5	-	218
Prologue	-	984
Promiscuous	-	599
Proto-Minimalism	-	436
Punky's Whips	-	562
Put A Little Motor In 'em	-	358
Put A Motor In Yourself	-	385
Pygmy Twylite	-	453
Pygmy Twylyte	-	585
Rat Tomago	-	602
RDNZL	-	358
Reagan At Bitburg	-	396
Reagan at Bitburg Some More	-	238
Redneck Eats	-	565
Reeny Ra	-	210
Religious Superstition	-	296
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke	-	401
Return of the Son of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar	-	482
Revised Music for Guitar and Low-Budget Orchestra [Instrumental]	-	296
Rhymin' Man	-	452
Ride My Face To Chicago	-	569
Right There	-	513
Road Ladies	-	624
Rollo	-	249
Rollo/The Rollo Interior Area/Rollo Goes Out	-	220
Ronnie Sings?	-	453
Ronnie's Booger Story	-	496
Room Service	-	589
Rubber Shirt	-	523
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink	-	478
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme	-	480
Ruthie-Ruthie	-	498
Rykoniki	-	291
Saliva Can Only Take So Much	-	348
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top	-	513
Samba Funk	-	276
San Ber'dino	-	495
Satumaa	-	381
Satumaa (Finnish Tango)	-	1049
Scratch & Sniff	-	342
Scrutinizer Postlude	-	387
Scum Bag	-	319
Secret Greasing [FZ Delivers the Story of Ruben & the Jets/Xenochronous with Big Jay McNeely's	-	163
Secular Humanism	-	335
Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture	-	445
Serious Fan Mail [Segments/Excerpts: FZ Lecture with Q&a/Interviwe at WMEX]	-	185
Sex	-	892
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?	-	409
Sharleena	-	544
She Painted Up Her Face	-	483
Ship Ahoy	-	322
Shoot You Percussion Item	-	177
Shortly: Suite exists of Holiday in Berlin Full Blown	-	231
Shove It Right	-	223
Shove It Right In	-	474
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar	-	305
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More	-	310
Sinister Footwear	-	165
Slack 'Em All Down	-	168
Sleep Dirt	-	696
Sleep Dirt [In Rehearsal]	-	197
Sleeping In A Jar	-	460
Smell My Beard	-	524
Smoky Night	-	220
Society Pages	-	526
Sofa #1	-	450
Sofa #2	-	933
Sofa No. 1	-	189
Soft-Sell Conclusion	-	418
Someplace Else Right Now	-	294
Son Of Mr. Green Genes	-	383
Son Of Orange County	-	534
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese	-	559
Soul Polka	-	385
Space Boogers	-	222
Spider Of Destiny	-	517
St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	-	148
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	-	390
StAlfonzo s Pancake Breakfast	-	328
Status Back Baby	-	474
StEtienne	-	313
Stevie's Spanking	-	553
Stick It Out	-	544
Stick Together	-	510
Stink-Foot	-	662
Stinkfoot	-	529
Stranded in the Jungle	-	187
Strictly Genteel	-	391
Strictly Genteel (The Finale)	-	441
Strictly Genteel Cont - Zappa Speaks	-	187
Stuff Up The Cracks	-	482
Stuff Up the Cracks [Alternate Mix]	-	165
Suckit Rockit	-	183
Suicide Chump	-	519
Sun Dog	-	242
Surf Along With Ned and Nelda	-	243
Sweet Leilani	-	523
Sy Borg	-	615
T'Mershi Duween	-	490
Take Me Out To The Ball Game	-	554
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance	-	513
Tears Began To Fall	-	547
Teen-Age Prostitute	-	484
Teen-Age Wind	-	421
Teenage Wind	-	482
Telephone Conversation	-	708
Tell Me You Love Me	-	591
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta	-	841
Terry's Halloween Solo	-	130
That Evil Prince	-	454
The 'Torchum' Never Stops	-	460
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary	-	625
The Air	-	545
The Beltway Bandits	-	340
The Big Surfer	-	242
The Black Page	-	401
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1	-	472
The Blackouts	-	480
The Blue Light	-	539
The Booger Man	-	578
The Central Scrutinizer	-	459
The Clap	-	612
The Closer You Are	-	568
The Crab-Grass Baby	-	461
The Dangerous Kitchen	-	567
The Dead Girls Of London	-	445
The Demise Of The Imported Rubber Goods Mask	-	160
The Dick Kunc Story	-	507
The Dog Breath Variations	-	282
The Dog Breath Variations/Uncle Meat	-	202
The Downtown Talent Scout	-	564
The Duke Of Prunes	-	420
The Duke Regains His Chops	-	529
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue	-	232
The Evil Prince	-	514
The Florida Airport Tape	-	479
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth	-	539
The Girl's Dream	-	386
The Grand Wazoo	-	138
The Groupie Routine	-	490
The Idiot Bastard Son	-	562
The Illinois Enema Bandit	-	539
The Importance of An Earnest Attempt (By Hand)	-	215
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats	-	520
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson	-	504
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts	-	500
The Legend of the Golden Arches	-	183
The Little March	-	507
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath	-	428
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival	-	419
The Mammy Nuns	-	560
The Man From Utopia	-	513
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou	-	535
The Massive Improve'lence	-	462
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing	-	528
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)	-	389
The Moon Will Never Be the Same	-	182
The Mud Shark	-	843
The Muthers/Power Trio	-	230
The Nancy & Mary Music	-	458
The Nancy Mary Music	-	311
The Orange County Lumber Truck	-	506
The Poodle Lecture	-	443
The Purple Lagoon	-	234
The Purse	-	234
The Radio Is Broken	-	462
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage	-	512
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet	-	517
The Rewards of a Career in Music	-	221
The Sahara Hop	-	269
The Sealed Tuna Bolero	-	597
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango	-	549
The Story of	-	216
The Torture Never Stops	-	564
The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	399
The Uncle Frankie Show	-	174
The Uncle Meat Variations	-	525
The Untouchables	-	565
The Voice Of Cheese	-	464
The Whip	-	209
The White Boy Troubles	-	585
The World's Greatest Sinner	-	231
Them Or Us	-	563
Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"	-	403
Theme from The 3rd Mvmt of & Quot;Sinister Footwear & Quot ;	-	312
They Made Me Eat It	-	423
Thing-Fish Intro	-	355
This Ain't CNN	-	554
This Is Phaze I I I	-	307
This is Phaze III	-	395
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)	-	402
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)	-	391
This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich	-	308
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me	-	177
Thou Shalt Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother	-	174
Thou Shalt Keep Holy the Sabbath Day	-	189
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor	-	178
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery	-	218
Thou Shalt Not Covet the House of Thy Neighbor, the Wife of Thy Neighbor, Nor His Male Servant, Nor His Female Servant, Nor His Ass, Nor Anything That Belongs to Thy Neighbor	-	195
Thou Shalt Not Kill	-	245
Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven Image - Any Likeness of Anything in Heaven Above, Nor in the Earth Beneath, Nor in the Water Under the Earth	-	169
Thou Shalt Not Steal	-	202
Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the Lord Thy God in Vain	-	199
Tiger Roach	-	590
Time Is Money	-	497
Tink Walks Amok	-	527
Tinsel-Town Rebellion	-	422
Tinseltown Rebellion	-	523
Tiny Sick Tears	-	539
Titties 'N' Beer	-	380
Titties & Beer	-	619
Titties Beer	-	318
Toads Of The Short Forest	-	420
Trance-Fusion	-	385
Transylvania Boogie	-	570
Trouble Every Day	-	518
Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	-	390
Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	450
Truck Driver Divorce	-	555
Trudgin' Across the Tundra	-	193
Tryin' To Grow A Chin	-	385
Tuna Fish Promenade	-	493
Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)	-	458
Twenty Small Cigars	-	586
Twenty-One	-	227
Tyrone Start the Tape...	-	206
Uncle Bernie's Farm	-	486
Uncle Meat	-	225
Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme	-	208
Uncle Remus	-	1130
Uncle Remus [Mix Outtake]	-	171
Undaunted, The Band Plays On	-	390
Underground Freak-Out Music	-	421
Valarie	-	518
Valerie [Mono Mix]	-	195
Valley Girl	-	519
Very Distraughtening	-	409
Village Of The Sun	-	528
Waka/Jawaka	-	783
Waltz	-	245
Watermelon In Easter Hay	-	562
We Are Not Alone	-	561
We Can Not Shoot You	-	171
We Can Shoot You	-	563
We Gotta Get Into Something Real	-	387
We're Turning Again	-	471
Weasels Ripped My Flesh	-	479
Wet T-Shirt Nite	-	638
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World	-	430
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?	-	432
What Kind Of Girl?	-	465
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning	-	468
What's New In Baltimore?	-	504
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?	-	458
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)	-	438
When The Lie's So Big	-	442
Where Is Johnny Velvet?	-	423
Where's Our Equipment?	-	466
While You Were Art ll	-	397
Whippin' Post	-	449
Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	-	369
Whiskey Wah	-	254
White Ugliness	-	414
Who Are The Brain Police?	-	466
Who Do You Think You Are	-	208
Who Needs The Peace Corps?	-	451
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?	-	525
Why Don't You Like Me?	-	465
Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?	-	475
Wild Love	-	528
Willie The Pimp	-	845
Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	362
Willie The Pimp Part One & Willie The Pimp Part Two	-	315
Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station	-	523
Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station	-	395
Wind Up Working In A Gas Station	-	407
Wistful With A Fist-Full	-	363
Wolf Harbor	-	221
Wolf Harbor II	-	182
Wolf Harbor III	-	207
Wolf Harbor IV	-	185
Wolf Harbor V	-	185
Won Ton On	-	513
Wonderful Tattoo!	-	447
Wonderful Wino	-	541
Wonderful Wino (Zappa/Simmons)	-	182
Working All the Live Long Day/Chain Gang	-	186
Worms from Hell	-	257
Would You Go All The Way?	-	445
Would You Like A Snack?	-	414
Wowie Zowie	-	540
WPLJ	-	604
Xmas Values	-	345
Ya Hozna	-	574
Yo Cats	-	526
Yo' Mama	-	414
You Are What You Is	-	562
You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)	-	427
You Call That Music?	-	462
You Didn't Try To Call Me	-	538
You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	415
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here	-	416
Your Mouth	-	546
Your Teeth and Your Shoulders and Sometimes Your Foot Goes Like This.../Pojama (Prelude)	-	202
Zolar Czakl	-	223
Zomby Woof	-	603
Zoot Allures	-	611