Frank Zappa Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
'Ere Ian Whips It/Jcb Spits It/Motorhead Rips It	-	239
"No No No"	-	523
& Quot;No No No & Quot ;	-	354
1/4 Tone Unit	-	226
200 Motels Finale	-	236
200 Years Old	-	672
50 / 50	-	411
9/8 Objects	-	525
A Cold Dark Matter	-	425
A Diffrent Octave	-	472
A Few Moments With Brother A. West	-	442
A Game Of Cards	-	575
A Halloween Treat With Thomas Nordegg	-	178
A Kayak ( On Snow )	-	446
A Little Green Rosetta	-	522
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes	-	558
A Pig With Wings	-	416
A Pound for a Brown	-	403
A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)	-	492
A Token Of My Extreme	-	532
A Tunnel Into Muck	-	391
A Very Nice Body	-	429
A Vicious Circle	-	486
Absolutely Free	-	565
Advance Romance	-	528
Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )	-	602
After Dinner Smoker	-	377
Agency Man	-	553
Agon - Interlude (Stravinsky)	-	271
Ain't Got No Heart	-	214
All Skate/Dun-Dun-Dun [The Finnish Hit Single]	-	280
Alley Cat	-	618
America Drinks	-	611
America Drinks & Goes Home	-	476
America the Beautiful	-	326
Amnerika	-	441
Amnerika Goes Home	-	247
Amnesia Vivace	-	628
Andy	-	597
Another Whole Melodic Section	-	234
Any Downers?	-	448
Any Kind Of Pain	-	556
Any Way The Wind Blows	-	575
Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	502
Anything	-	533
Anyway the Wind Blows	-	314
Apostrophe' [Mix Outtake]	-	225
Apostrophe(')	-	542
Approximate	-	542
Are You Hung Up?	-	505
Are You Upset?	-	496
Artificial Rhonda	-	455
Ask DrStupid	-	466
Attack! Attack! Attack!	-	439
Audience Participation	-	253
Audience Participation - Rdnzl (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	129
Audience Participation (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	110
Audience Participation #5	-	137
Audience Participation Time	-	196
Auspicious Occasion	-	195
Australian Yellow Snow	-	168
Babbette	-	509
Babette	-	380
Baby Snakes	-	653
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out	-	542
Bacon Fat	-	553
Baked-Bean Boogie	-	476
Bamboozled By Love	-	485
Bathtub Man	-	205
Bavarian Sunset	-	367
Be - Bop Tango	-	324
Be In My Video	-	473
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)	-	450
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	172
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	161
Beat It With Your Fist	-	361
Beat The Reaper	-	387
Beauty Knows No Pain	-	509
Been to Kansas City in a Minor	-	185
Big Leg Emma	-	523
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	139
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	111
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	123
Big Swifty	-	379
Big Swifty (12-10-73 / Roxy Rehearsal)	-	106
Big Swifty (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	138
Billy The Mountain	-	530
Billy the Mountain, Pt. 1	-	213
Billy the Mountain: The Carnegie Solos	-	205
Black Napkins	-	661
Black Napkins (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	140
Black Page #2	-	219
Blessed Relief	-	388
Blessed Relief/The New Brown Clouds	-	218
Blood Unit	-	219
Bobby Brown	-	710
Bobby Brown Goes Down	-	603
Bobby Brown Goes Down (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	129
Bondage Intro (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	145
Bow Tie Daddy	-	549
Bowling On Charen	-	382
Breaktime	-	475
Briefcase Boogie	-	572
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes	-	566
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	149
Brown Moses	-	606
Brown Shoes Don't Make It	-	441
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	-	441
Buffalo Drowning Witch	-	242
Buffalo Soldier	-	245
Buffalo Voice	-	488
Butter Or Cannons	-	424
Bwana Dik	-	548
Calculus	-	224
Call Any Vegetable	-	469
Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)	-	427
Camarillo Brillo	-	581
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	130
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	125
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	127
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	151
Can't Afford No Shoes	-	445
Can't Stand Up	-	283
Canard Du Jour	-	604
Canarsie	-	389
Carol, You Fool	-	550
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy	-	480
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	408
Catholic Girls	-	897
Centerville	-	594
Chana In De Bushwop	-	441
Charles Ives	-	589
Charlie's Enormous Mouth	-	554
Charva	-	531
Cheap Thrills	-	593
Cheepnis	-	601
Cheepnis - Percussion (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	151
Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	146
Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	152
Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	147
Chicago Walk-On	-	194
Chocolate Halvah	-	540
Choose Your Foot	-	223
Chrissy Puked Twice	-	504
Chunga's Revenge	-	604
Church Chat	-	556
City of Tiny Lights	-	267
City Of Tiny Lites	-	517
City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	439
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	105
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	121
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	122
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	138
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus	-	627
Clowns On Velvet	-	509
Cocaine Decisions	-	685
Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	464
Cock-Suckers' Ball	-	441
Cold Light Generation	-	336
Columbia, S.C., Pt. 1	-	166
Columbia, S.C., Pt. 2	-	216
Concentration Moon	-	625
Conehead	-	547
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	113
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	135
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	144
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	140
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	172
Conehead [Instrumental]	-	180
Congress Shall Make No Law	-	202
Convocation/The Purple Lagoon	-	297
Cookin' Turnips	-	283
Cops & Buns	-	462
Cops Buns	-	360
Cosmik Debris	-	556
Cosmik Debris (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	137
Cosmik Debris (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	147
Cosmik Debris [Basic Tracks - Take 3]	-	231
Crew Slut	-	610
Cruisin' For Burgers	-	477
Cruising For Burgers	-	547
Cucamonga	-	602
Cyclophony	-	266
D.C. Boogie	-	305
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy	-	839
Damp Ankles	-	364
Dance Contest	-	536
Dance Me This	-	233
Dancin' Fool	-	526
Dancin' Fool ((World Premiere) / Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	131
Dancing Fool	-	220
Dark Water!	-	353
Dear Jeepers	-	259
Deathless Horsie	-	357
Debra Kadabra	-	593
Denny & Froggy Relate	-	204
Dental Hygeine Dilemma	-	458
Deseri	-	601
Dew On The Newts We Got	-	495
Dickie's Such An Asshole	-	430
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	177
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	113
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	130
Didja Get Any Onya?	-	429
Dinah-Moe Humm	-	827
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	158
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	164
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	144
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	362
Dinah-Moe-Hum	-	423
Dio Fa	-	528
Diplodocus	-	407
Directly From My Heart To You	-	535
Dirty Love	-	1904
Dirty Love (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	149
Disco Boy	-	659
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	150
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	123
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	129
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	133
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	139
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	132
Diseases Of The Band	-	533
Divan: Divan Ends Here	-	339
Divan: Magic Pig	-	250
Divan: Once upon a Time	-	195
Divan: Sofa #1	-	231
Divan: Stick It Out	-	186
Do You Like My New Car?	-	451
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?	-	453
Dog Breath	-	569
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague	-	395
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow	-	539
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	131
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow [Basic Tracks - Alt. Take]	-	223
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast [Live]	-	203
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?	-	447
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (12-8-73 / Sound Check / Film Shoot)	-	147
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	130
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	121
Dong Work For Yuda	-	567
Doreen	-	576
Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	436
Down in de Dew [Alt. Mix]	-	193
Drafted Again	-	487
Drop Dead	-	552
Drowning Witch	-	568
Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	381
Drums Are Too Noisy	-	436
Duke Of Prunes	-	552
Dumb All Over	-	562
Dummy Up	-	555
Dupree's Paradise	-	473
Dupree's Paradise (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	145
Dupree's Paradise (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	110
Earl of Duke	-	177
Easy Meat	-	967
Eat That Question	-	301
Echidna's Arf	-	439
Echidna's Arf (Of You)	-	465
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	112
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (12-8-73 / Sound Check / Film Shoot)	-	118
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	144
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	115
Echo Pie	-	228
Eddie, Are You Kidding?	-	563
Edited Interview	-	172
Electric Aunt Jemima	-	759
Elvis Has Just Left The Building	-	580
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	123
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	128
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	131
Encore Break	-	216
Encore Rap (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	130
Energy Frontier (Bridge)	-	215
Energy Frontier [Take 4]	-	255
Energy Frontier [Take 6 w/ ODs]	-	197
Envelopes	-	286
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	116
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	131
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	129
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	120
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	124
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	129
Envelops The Bath Tub	-	436
Epilogue	-	521
Evelyn, A Modified Dog	-	556
Every Time I See You	-	340
Excentrifugal Forz	-	596
Excentrifugal Forz [Mix Outtake]	-	215
Exercise #4	-	262
Exercise 4 Variant	-	189
F.Z./JCB Drum Duet	-	575
Farther O'Blivion	-	456
Father O'bliviion	-	372
Father O'Blivion	-	431
Father O'Blivion (12-10-73 / Roxy Rehearsal)	-	113
Father O'Blivion (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	113
Feeding the Monkies at Ma Maison	-	260
Fifty-Fifty	-	679
Find Her Finer	-	604
Finding Higgs' Bosonv	-	362
Fine Girl	-	578
Five-Five-Five	-	967
Flakes	-	584
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	135
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	143
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	142
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	128
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	123
Flambay	-	463
Flopsmash Musics	-	246
Florentine Pogen	-	552
Flower Punk	-	555
Flowing Inside-Out	-	411
For Calvin	-	458
For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)	-	533
For Giuseppe Franco	-	401
For The Young Sophisticate	-	507
Fountain Of Love	-	619
Frank's Last Words...	-	257
Friendly Little Finger	-	390
Frog Song	-	255
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips	-	537
G-Spot Tornado	-	724
Galoot Up-Date	-	418
Gee, I Like Your Pants	-	393
Geneva Farewell	-	612
German Lunch	-	529
Get A Life	-	360
Get A Little	-	502
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder	-	527
Goat Polo	-	229
Goblin Girl	-	974
Goblin Girl/Black Page	-	179
God Bless America	-	678
Golden Arches	-	217
Good Lobna	-	344
Gorgo	-	490
Green Genes Snoop	-	185
Gross Man	-	556
Grunion Run [Stereo Mix]	-	247
GTR Trio	-	221
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats	-	485
Halloween 1977 Show Start/Introductions	-	159
Halloween Audience Participation	-	129
Halloween Encore Audience	-	148
Happy Together	-	727
Happy Together (Bonner/Gordon)	-	363
Harder Than Your Husband	-	541
Harry & Rhonda	-	421
Harry Rhonda	-	359
Harry-As-A-Boy	-	457
Harry, You're A Beast	-	411
Have You Heard Their Band?	-	404
He Used To Cut The Grass	-	547
He's So Gay	-	694
Heavenly Bank Account	-	586
Heavy Duty Judy	-	350
Heidelberg	-	198
Hello To FOH/ Ready?! To the Band	-	223
Help, I'm A Rock	-	507
Here Lies Love	-	534
Hermitage	-	246
Hey Nelda	-	258
High Steppin'	-	224
Hitch Hike	-	198
Hog Heaven	-	330
Holding The Group Back	-	611
Holiday In Berlin	-	453
Hollywood Perverts (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	127
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?	-	580
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)	-	420
Hot & Stupid	-	322
Hot Poop	-	878
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel	-	499
How Could I Be Such A Fool	-	574
How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	443
How The Pigs' Music Works	-	389
How's Your Bird?	-	349
Hungry Freaks, Daddy	-	551
Hurricane	-	516
I Ain't Got No Heart	-	474
I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	-	401
I Come From Nowhere	-	635
I Don't Even Care	-	543
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted	-	530
I Had A Dream About That	-	317
I Have Been In You	-	549
I Have Been In You (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	126
I Heard a Note!	-	176
I Just Can't Work No Longer	-	188
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth	-	449
I Was In A Drum	-	330
I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back	-	361
I'm A Band Leader	-	414
I'm A Beautiful Guy	-	484
I'm Losing Status at the High School	-	336
I'm Not Satisfied	-	450
I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	588
I'm So Cute	-	490
I'm So Happy I Could Cry	-	207
I'm Stealing The Towels	-	442
I'm The Slime	-	576
Ian Underwood Whips It Out	-	780
If I Was President...	-	234
If Only She Woulda	-	549
If We'd All Been Living In California...	-	445
If We'd All Been Living in California...	-	181
Imaginary Diseases	-	325
In France	-	710
In Your Mouth	-	393
Inca Roads	-	552
Introcious	-	270
Introduction	-	193
Invocation & Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin	-	147
Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin	-	477
It Ain't Real So What's the Deal	-	199
It Can't Happen Here	-	578
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal	-	457
It Must Be A Camel	-	350
Janet's Big Dance Number	-	423
Jazz From Hell	-	637
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1	-	456
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2	-	487
Jcb Kansas on The Bus #1	-	310
Jcb Kansas on The Bus #2	-	330
Jelly Roll Gum Drop	-	522
Jelly Roll Gum Drop [Alternate Mix-Mono]	-	175
Jelly Roll Gum Drop [Single Version]	-	194
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk	-	474
Jewish Princess	-	488
Jezebel Boy	-	575
Joe's Garage	-	578
Johnny Darling	-	576
Jones Crusher	-	499
Jumbo Go Away	-	522
Just One More Time	-	422
Justine (Harris/Terry)	-	248
Kaiser Rolls	-	434
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)	-	446
Kangaroos	-	481
Kansas City Shuffle	-	228
Keep It Greasey	-	525
Keep It Greasy	-	816
Kenny's Booger Story	-	461
King Kong	-	592
King Kong/Igor's Boogie	-	263
Kung Fu	-	221
Later That Night	-	514
Later We Can Shoot You	-	206
Latex Solar Beef	-	577
Lather	-	214
Lemme Take You To The Beach	-	471
Let's Make The Water Turn Black	-	659
Let's Move To Cleveland	-	504
Letter From Jeepers	-	217
Library Card	-	406
Light is all that matters	-	351
Like It Or Not	-	525
Little Dots, Pt. 1	-	222
Little Dots, Pt. 2	-	193
Little Girl Of Mine	-	434
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce	-	401
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce	-	319
Little House I Used To Live In	-	523
Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )	-	378
Little Rubber Girl	-	586
Little Umbrellas	-	358
Lonely Little Girl	-	557
Lonesome Cowboy Burt	-	587
Lonesome Cowboy Nando	-	498
Lonesome Electric Turkey	-	572
Lost In A Whirlpool	-	468
Louie Louie	-	518
Love Of My Life	-	518
Love of My Life [Alternative Version]	-	243
Love Story	-	604
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up	-	591
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	408
Lumpy Gravy I	-	577
Magdalena	-	530
Magic Fingers	-	657
Main Interview	-	211
Make A Sex Noise	-	477
Man With The Woman Head	-	616
Manx Needs Women	-	483
Marqueson's Chicken	-	466
Mary Lou	-	545
Masked Grandma	-	253
Massaggio Galore	-	329
Master Ringo	-	491
Matt Siegel Interview 1980	-	179
Medieval Ensemble	-	188
Medley #1	-	233
Medley #2	-	226
Medley #3	-	187
Memories of El Monte [Stereo Mix]	-	246
Meow	-	581
Moggio	-	499
Mom & Dad	-	434
Mom Dad	-	320
Mondello's Revenge	-	265
Montana	-	647
Montana (Whipping Floss)	-	516
More Trouble Every Day	-	543
Mormon Xmas Dance Report	-	209
Mother People	-	557
Motherly Love	-	604
Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt	-	387
Mousie's First Xmas	-	191
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat	-	853
Mr. Clean [Alternate Mix]	-	249
Mr. Green Genes	-	551
Ms. Pinky	-	505
MsPinky	-	324
Mudd Club	-	567
Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)	-	409
Muffin Man	-	1175
Murder By Numbers	-	419
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama	-	546
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	407
My Head?	-	396
Mystery Roach	-	477
N - Lite	-	366
Nanook Rubs It	-	581
Nanook Rubs It [Basic Tracks - Outtake]	-	232
Nanook Rubs It [Session Outtake]	-	208
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music	-	523
Navanax	-	371
Nig Biz	-	529
Night School	-	404
No Not Now	-	608
No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)	-	488
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve	-	441
No, No Cherry	-	580
No. No. No. [Long Version]	-	234
No1 2nd Movement: Allegro Assai	-	337
No1 2nd Movement: Allegro Con Brio	-	308
No2 1st Movement: Andantino	-	401
No2 2nd Movement: Allegro Assai	-	330
No2 2nd Movement: Minuetto Grazioso	-	330
No3 1st Movement: Andante	-	329
No3 1st Movement: Andantino	-	373
No3 2nd Movement: Presto	-	362
No3 2st Movement: Tempo Di Minuetto	-	323
No4 1st Movement: Andante	-	344
No4 1st Movement: Minuetto	-	335
No4 2nd Movement: Allegro	-	342
No5 2nd Movement: Minuetto Grazioso	-	399
No6 1st Movement: Largo	-	440
No6 2nd Movement: Minuet	-	366
Occam's Razor	-	207
Octandre*	-	236
Oh No	-	625
Oh No/Orange County Lumber Truck	-	216
Oh No/Son of Orange County	-	218
Oh-Umm	-	479
Oh, In the Sky	-	456
On The Bus	-	573
Once Upon A Time	-	504
Opus 1: No1 First Movement : Andante	-	315
Opus IV: No1 1st Movement: Andantino	-	362
Our Bizarre Relationship	-	571
Outside Now	-	649
Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)	-	477
Overture to	-	306
Pachuco Gavotte	-	232
Packard Goose	-	622
Panty Rap	-	565
Paoxysmal Splendor	-	189
Peaches En Regalia	-	444
Peaches III	-	557
Penguin In Bondage	-	396
Penis Dimension	-	936
Perhaps in Maryland	-	198
Phyniox [Take 1]	-	155
Phyniox [Take 2]	-	205
Piano	-	270
Piano/Drum Duet	-	429
Pick Me, I'm Clean	-	431
Pieces of a Man	-	202
Pink Napkins	-	371
Pinocchio's Furniture	-	551
Planet Of My Dreams	-	507
Planet Of The Baritone Women	-	494
Plastic People	-	551
Po-Jama People	-	447
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead	-	403
Pooyeahrg	-	187
Porn Wars	-	524
Porn Wars Deluxe	-	310
Pound for a Pound	-	179
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask	-	650
Prelude to the Purse	-	275
Progress?	-	410
Project X	-	216
Project X Minus .5	-	230
Prologue	-	999
Promiscuous	-	605
Proto-Minimalism	-	444
Punky's Whips	-	567
Put A Little Motor In 'em	-	364
Put A Motor In Yourself	-	394
Pygmy Twylite	-	461
Pygmy Twylyte	-	595
Rat Tomago	-	610
RDNZL	-	365
Reagan At Bitburg	-	405
Reagan at Bitburg Some More	-	249
Redneck Eats	-	572
Reeny Ra	-	217
Religious Superstition	-	305
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke	-	407
Return of the Son of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar	-	493
Revised Music for Guitar and Low-Budget Orchestra [Instrumental]	-	301
Rhymin' Man	-	460
Ride My Face To Chicago	-	579
Right There	-	522
Road Ladies	-	647
Rollo	-	257
Rollo/The Rollo Interior Area/Rollo Goes Out	-	228
Ronnie Sings?	-	459
Ronnie's Booger Story	-	506
Room Service	-	602
Rubber Shirt	-	530
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink	-	487
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme	-	492
Ruthie-Ruthie	-	511
Rykoniki	-	298
Saliva Can Only Take So Much	-	355
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top	-	522
Samba Funk	-	286
San Ber'dino	-	501
Satumaa	-	387
Satumaa (Finnish Tango)	-	1062
Scratch & Sniff	-	352
Scrutinizer Postlude	-	394
Scum Bag	-	326
Secret Greasing [FZ Delivers the Story of Ruben & the Jets/Xenochronous with Big Jay McNeely's	-	170
Secular Humanism	-	341
Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture	-	452
Serious Fan Mail [Segments/Excerpts: FZ Lecture with Q&a/Interviwe at WMEX]	-	192
Sex	-	904
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?	-	415
Sharleena	-	555
She Painted Up Her Face	-	493
Ship Ahoy	-	328
Shoot You Percussion Item	-	183
Shortly: Suite exists of Holiday in Berlin Full Blown	-	237
Shove It Right	-	233
Shove It Right In	-	482
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar	-	313
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More	-	319
Sinister Footwear	-	173
Slack 'Em All Down	-	173
Sleep Dirt	-	706
Sleep Dirt [In Rehearsal]	-	206
Sleeping In A Jar	-	473
Smell My Beard	-	530
Smoky Night	-	229
Society Pages	-	536
Sofa #1	-	458
Sofa #2	-	946
Sofa No. 1	-	192
Soft-Sell Conclusion	-	428
Someplace Else Right Now	-	303
Son Of Mr. Green Genes	-	392
Son Of Orange County	-	543
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese	-	568
Soul Polka	-	395
Space Boogers	-	228
Spider Of Destiny	-	524
St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	-	157
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	-	397
StAlfonzo s Pancake Breakfast	-	335
Status Back Baby	-	483
StEtienne	-	324
Stevie's Spanking	-	558
Stick It Out	-	555
Stick Together	-	518
Stink-Foot	-	672
Stinkfoot	-	536
Stranded in the Jungle	-	194
Strictly Genteel	-	398
Strictly Genteel (The Finale)	-	448
Strictly Genteel Cont - Zappa Speaks	-	195
Stuff Up The Cracks	-	492
Stuff Up the Cracks [Alternate Mix]	-	172
Suckit Rockit	-	188
Suicide Chump	-	527
Sun Dog	-	256
Surf Along With Ned and Nelda	-	251
Sweet Leilani	-	532
Sy Borg	-	622
T'Mershi Duween	-	502
Take Me Out To The Ball Game	-	560
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance	-	526
Tears Began To Fall	-	561
Teen-Age Prostitute	-	497
Teen-Age Wind	-	427
Teenage Wind	-	488
Telephone Conversation	-	718
Tell Me You Love Me	-	601
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta	-	849
Terry's Halloween Solo	-	137
That Evil Prince	-	462
The 'Torchum' Never Stops	-	467
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary	-	634
The Air	-	552
The Beltway Bandits	-	349
The Big Surfer	-	247
The Black Page	-	409
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1	-	479
The Blackouts	-	493
The Blue Light	-	547
The Booger Man	-	588
The Central Scrutinizer	-	469
The Clap	-	623
The Closer You Are	-	574
The Crab-Grass Baby	-	468
The Dangerous Kitchen	-	580
The Dead Girls Of London	-	448
The Demise Of The Imported Rubber Goods Mask	-	166
The Dick Kunc Story	-	518
The Dog Breath Variations	-	292
The Dog Breath Variations/Uncle Meat	-	208
The Downtown Talent Scout	-	574
The Duke Of Prunes	-	428
The Duke Regains His Chops	-	540
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue	-	243
The Evil Prince	-	525
The Florida Airport Tape	-	493
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth	-	546
The Girl's Dream	-	393
The Grand Wazoo	-	144
The Groupie Routine	-	499
The Idiot Bastard Son	-	573
The Illinois Enema Bandit	-	548
The Importance of An Earnest Attempt (By Hand)	-	223
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats	-	529
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson	-	512
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts	-	506
The Legend of the Golden Arches	-	190
The Little March	-	518
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath	-	436
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival	-	426
The Mammy Nuns	-	572
The Man From Utopia	-	519
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou	-	547
The Massive Improve'lence	-	469
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing	-	535
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)	-	394
The Moon Will Never Be the Same	-	192
The Mud Shark	-	860
The Muthers/Power Trio	-	236
The Nancy & Mary Music	-	463
The Nancy Mary Music	-	315
The Orange County Lumber Truck	-	516
The Poodle Lecture	-	449
The Purple Lagoon	-	242
The Purse	-	245
The Radio Is Broken	-	470
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage	-	518
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet	-	530
The Rewards of a Career in Music	-	226
The Sahara Hop	-	273
The Sealed Tuna Bolero	-	608
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango	-	566
The Story of	-	227
The Torture Never Stops	-	574
The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	405
The Uncle Frankie Show	-	180
The Uncle Meat Variations	-	537
The Untouchables	-	573
The Voice Of Cheese	-	471
The Whip	-	216
The White Boy Troubles	-	590
The World's Greatest Sinner	-	237
Them Or Us	-	571
Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"	-	412
Theme from The 3rd Mvmt of & Quot;Sinister Footwear & Quot ;	-	319
They Made Me Eat It	-	433
Thing-Fish Intro	-	363
This Ain't CNN	-	564
This Is Phaze I I I	-	311
This is Phaze III	-	401
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)	-	409
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)	-	399
This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich	-	314
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me	-	183
Thou Shalt Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother	-	183
Thou Shalt Keep Holy the Sabbath Day	-	198
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor	-	185
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery	-	224
Thou Shalt Not Covet the House of Thy Neighbor, the Wife of Thy Neighbor, Nor His Male Servant, Nor His Female Servant, Nor His Ass, Nor Anything That Belongs to Thy Neighbor	-	204
Thou Shalt Not Kill	-	251
Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven Image - Any Likeness of Anything in Heaven Above, Nor in the Earth Beneath, Nor in the Water Under the Earth	-	175
Thou Shalt Not Steal	-	212
Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the Lord Thy God in Vain	-	206
Tiger Roach	-	600
Time Is Money	-	506
Tink Walks Amok	-	539
Tinsel-Town Rebellion	-	427
Tinseltown Rebellion	-	534
Tiny Sick Tears	-	548
Titties 'N' Beer	-	384
Titties & Beer	-	626
Titties Beer	-	325
Toads Of The Short Forest	-	427
Trance-Fusion	-	395
Transylvania Boogie	-	582
Trouble Every Day	-	526
Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	-	399
Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	455
Truck Driver Divorce	-	569
Trudgin' Across the Tundra	-	204
Tryin' To Grow A Chin	-	393
Tuna Fish Promenade	-	505
Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)	-	465
Twenty Small Cigars	-	601
Twenty-One	-	234
Tyrone Start the Tape...	-	215
Uncle Bernie's Farm	-	496
Uncle Meat	-	233
Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme	-	216
Uncle Remus	-	1141
Uncle Remus [Mix Outtake]	-	178
Undaunted, The Band Plays On	-	395
Underground Freak-Out Music	-	429
Valarie	-	525
Valerie [Mono Mix]	-	204
Valley Girl	-	529
Very Distraughtening	-	417
Village Of The Sun	-	538
Waka/Jawaka	-	790
Waltz	-	257
Watermelon In Easter Hay	-	571
We Are Not Alone	-	574
We Can Not Shoot You	-	178
We Can Shoot You	-	573
We Gotta Get Into Something Real	-	396
We're Turning Again	-	480
Weasels Ripped My Flesh	-	489
Wet T-Shirt Nite	-	644
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World	-	438
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?	-	439
What Kind Of Girl?	-	476
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning	-	477
What's New In Baltimore?	-	512
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?	-	469
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)	-	447
When The Lie's So Big	-	449
Where Is Johnny Velvet?	-	434
Where's Our Equipment?	-	478
While You Were Art ll	-	407
Whippin' Post	-	456
Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	-	378
Whiskey Wah	-	264
White Ugliness	-	424
Who Are The Brain Police?	-	477
Who Do You Think You Are	-	214
Who Needs The Peace Corps?	-	459
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?	-	535
Why Don't You Like Me?	-	474
Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?	-	485
Wild Love	-	536
Willie The Pimp	-	857
Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	367
Willie The Pimp Part One & Willie The Pimp Part Two	-	323
Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station	-	532
Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station	-	403
Wind Up Working In A Gas Station	-	412
Wistful With A Fist-Full	-	368
Wolf Harbor	-	231
Wolf Harbor II	-	190
Wolf Harbor III	-	220
Wolf Harbor IV	-	192
Wolf Harbor V	-	196
Won Ton On	-	523
Wonderful Tattoo!	-	454
Wonderful Wino	-	548
Wonderful Wino (Zappa/Simmons)	-	188
Working All the Live Long Day/Chain Gang	-	192
Worms from Hell	-	266
Would You Go All The Way?	-	449
Would You Like A Snack?	-	422
Wowie Zowie	-	551
WPLJ	-	611
Xmas Values	-	352
Ya Hozna	-	582
Yo Cats	-	536
Yo' Mama	-	422
You Are What You Is	-	570
You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)	-	432
You Call That Music?	-	468
You Didn't Try To Call Me	-	551
You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	422
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here	-	427
Your Mouth	-	556
Your Teeth and Your Shoulders and Sometimes Your Foot Goes Like This.../Pojama (Prelude)	-	210
Zolar Czakl	-	236
Zomby Woof	-	610
Zoot Allures	-	622