Frank Zappa Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
'Ere Ian Whips It/Jcb Spits It/Motorhead Rips It	-	273
"No No No"	-	540
& Quot;No No No & Quot ;	-	374
1/4 Tone Unit	-	264
200 Motels Finale	-	255
200 Years Old	-	691
50 / 50	-	427
9/8 Objects	-	552
A Cold Dark Matter	-	455
A Diffrent Octave	-	487
A Few Moments With Brother A. West	-	461
A Game Of Cards	-	593
A Halloween Treat With Thomas Nordegg	-	195
A Kayak ( On Snow )	-	461
A Little Green Rosetta	-	551
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes	-	573
A Pig With Wings	-	433
A Pound for a Brown	-	418
A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)	-	504
A Token Of My Extreme	-	552
A Tunnel Into Muck	-	405
A Very Nice Body	-	447
A Vicious Circle	-	501
Absolutely Free	-	582
Advance Romance	-	544
Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )	-	636
After Dinner Smoker	-	394
Agency Man	-	571
Agon - Interlude (Stravinsky)	-	292
Ain't Got No Heart	-	230
All Skate/Dun-Dun-Dun [The Finnish Hit Single]	-	295
Alley Cat	-	632
America Drinks	-	625
America Drinks & Goes Home	-	504
America the Beautiful	-	343
Amnerika	-	464
Amnerika Goes Home	-	262
Amnesia Vivace	-	666
Andy	-	616
Another Whole Melodic Section	-	263
Any Downers?	-	464
Any Kind Of Pain	-	569
Any Way The Wind Blows	-	592
Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	555
Anything	-	545
Anyway the Wind Blows	-	329
Apostrophe' [Mix Outtake]	-	247
Apostrophe(')	-	563
Approximate	-	556
Are You Hung Up?	-	525
Are You Upset?	-	510
Artificial Rhonda	-	470
Ask DrStupid	-	480
Attack! Attack! Attack!	-	458
Audience Participation	-	268
Audience Participation - Rdnzl (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	148
Audience Participation (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	129
Audience Participation #5	-	152
Audience Participation Time	-	214
Auspicious Occasion	-	211
Australian Yellow Snow	-	182
Babbette	-	536
Babette	-	399
Baby Snakes	-	672
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out	-	561
Bacon Fat	-	571
Baked-Bean Boogie	-	494
Bamboozled By Love	-	506
Bathtub Man	-	227
Bavarian Sunset	-	395
Be - Bop Tango	-	339
Be In My Video	-	494
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)	-	472
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	187
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	179
Beat It With Your Fist	-	376
Beat The Reaper	-	410
Beauty Knows No Pain	-	523
Been to Kansas City in a Minor	-	203
Big Leg Emma	-	539
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	156
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	129
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	142
Big Swifty	-	407
Big Swifty (12-10-73 / Roxy Rehearsal)	-	123
Big Swifty (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	153
Billy The Mountain	-	546
Billy the Mountain, Pt. 1	-	236
Billy the Mountain: The Carnegie Solos	-	228
Black Napkins	-	671
Black Napkins (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	159
Black Page #2	-	236
Blessed Relief	-	402
Blessed Relief/The New Brown Clouds	-	239
Blood Unit	-	248
Bobby Brown	-	723
Bobby Brown Goes Down	-	620
Bobby Brown Goes Down (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	145
Bondage Intro (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	160
Bow Tie Daddy	-	565
Bowling On Charen	-	398
Breaktime	-	513
Briefcase Boogie	-	588
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes	-	580
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	163
Brown Moses	-	622
Brown Shoes Don't Make It	-	456
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	-	454
Buffalo Drowning Witch	-	267
Buffalo Soldier	-	260
Buffalo Voice	-	505
Butter Or Cannons	-	443
Bwana Dik	-	565
Calculus	-	246
Call Any Vegetable	-	483
Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)	-	450
Camarillo Brillo	-	599
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	148
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	148
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	140
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	167
Can't Afford No Shoes	-	460
Can't Stand Up	-	309
Canard Du Jour	-	622
Canarsie	-	405
Carol, You Fool	-	562
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy	-	498
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	426
Catholic Girls	-	923
Centerville	-	621
Chana In De Bushwop	-	454
Charles Ives	-	605
Charlie's Enormous Mouth	-	569
Charva	-	550
Cheap Thrills	-	607
Cheepnis	-	617
Cheepnis - Percussion (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	166
Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	161
Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	170
Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	161
Chicago Walk-On	-	222
Chocolate Halvah	-	552
Choose Your Foot	-	237
Chrissy Puked Twice	-	521
Chunga's Revenge	-	622
Church Chat	-	587
City of Tiny Lights	-	284
City Of Tiny Lites	-	532
City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	458
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	128
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	141
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	138
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	156
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus	-	646
Clowns On Velvet	-	530
Cocaine Decisions	-	701
Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	481
Cock-Suckers' Ball	-	457
Cold Light Generation	-	352
Columbia, S.C., Pt. 1	-	185
Columbia, S.C., Pt. 2	-	237
Concentration Moon	-	642
Conehead	-	564
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	129
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	152
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	162
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	156
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	223
Conehead [Instrumental]	-	198
Congress Shall Make No Law	-	221
Convocation/The Purple Lagoon	-	318
Cookin' Turnips	-	312
Cops & Buns	-	491
Cops Buns	-	378
Cosmik Debris	-	571
Cosmik Debris (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	153
Cosmik Debris (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	164
Cosmik Debris [Basic Tracks - Take 3]	-	249
Crew Slut	-	628
Cruisin' For Burgers	-	496
Cruising For Burgers	-	561
Cucamonga	-	614
Cyclophony	-	294
D.C. Boogie	-	320
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy	-	862
Damp Ankles	-	380
Dance Contest	-	553
Dance Me This	-	259
Dancin' Fool	-	542
Dancin' Fool ((World Premiere) / Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	149
Dancing Fool	-	237
Dark Water!	-	371
Dear Jeepers	-	289
Deathless Horsie	-	373
Debra Kadabra	-	610
Denny & Froggy Relate	-	223
Dental Hygeine Dilemma	-	479
Deseri	-	618
Dew On The Newts We Got	-	512
Dickie's Such An Asshole	-	448
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	197
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	130
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	148
Didja Get Any Onya?	-	449
Dinah-Moe Humm	-	854
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	179
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	190
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	164
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	380
Dinah-Moe-Hum	-	439
Dio Fa	-	553
Diplodocus	-	432
Directly From My Heart To You	-	556
Dirty Love	-	1928
Dirty Love (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	166
Disco Boy	-	674
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	167
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	141
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	148
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	148
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	154
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	149
Diseases Of The Band	-	550
Divan: Divan Ends Here	-	351
Divan: Magic Pig	-	273
Divan: Once upon a Time	-	217
Divan: Sofa #1	-	264
Divan: Stick It Out	-	204
Do You Like My New Car?	-	467
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?	-	473
Dog Breath	-	587
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague	-	409
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow	-	554
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	151
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow [Basic Tracks - Alt. Take]	-	241
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast [Live]	-	222
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?	-	465
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (12-8-73 / Sound Check / Film Shoot)	-	161
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	147
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	136
Dong Work For Yuda	-	585
Doreen	-	591
Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	457
Down in de Dew [Alt. Mix]	-	207
Drafted Again	-	505
Drop Dead	-	567
Drowning Witch	-	588
Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	399
Drums Are Too Noisy	-	455
Duke Of Prunes	-	580
Dumb All Over	-	577
Dummy Up	-	569
Dupree's Paradise	-	512
Dupree's Paradise (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	167
Dupree's Paradise (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	131
Earl of Duke	-	191
Easy Meat	-	1002
Eat That Question	-	326
Echidna's Arf	-	458
Echidna's Arf (Of You)	-	484
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	132
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (12-8-73 / Sound Check / Film Shoot)	-	148
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	160
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	135
Echo Pie	-	242
Eddie, Are You Kidding?	-	590
Edited Interview	-	199
Electric Aunt Jemima	-	778
Elvis Has Just Left The Building	-	598
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	144
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	146
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	148
Encore Break	-	231
Encore Rap (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	147
Energy Frontier (Bridge)	-	236
Energy Frontier [Take 4]	-	269
Energy Frontier [Take 6 w/ ODs]	-	213
Envelopes	-	310
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	132
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	145
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	142
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	138
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	141
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	146
Envelops The Bath Tub	-	451
Epilogue	-	541
Evelyn, A Modified Dog	-	573
Every Time I See You	-	389
Excentrifugal Forz	-	609
Excentrifugal Forz [Mix Outtake]	-	232
Exercise #4	-	286
Exercise 4 Variant	-	206
F.Z./JCB Drum Duet	-	594
Farther O'Blivion	-	476
Father O'bliviion	-	385
Father O'Blivion	-	445
Father O'Blivion (12-10-73 / Roxy Rehearsal)	-	125
Father O'Blivion (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	126
Feeding the Monkies at Ma Maison	-	276
Fifty-Fifty	-	693
Find Her Finer	-	622
Finding Higgs' Bosonv	-	379
Fine Girl	-	593
Five-Five-Five	-	1007
Flakes	-	619
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	151
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	156
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	165
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	154
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	138
Flambay	-	479
Flopsmash Musics	-	263
Florentine Pogen	-	568
Flower Punk	-	570
Flowing Inside-Out	-	431
For Calvin	-	485
For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)	-	551
For Giuseppe Franco	-	423
For The Young Sophisticate	-	525
Fountain Of Love	-	638
Frank's Last Words...	-	274
Friendly Little Finger	-	407
Frog Song	-	292
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips	-	563
G-Spot Tornado	-	754
Galoot Up-Date	-	451
Gee, I Like Your Pants	-	406
Geneva Farewell	-	624
German Lunch	-	546
Get A Life	-	380
Get A Little	-	522
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder	-	548
Goat Polo	-	249
Goblin Girl	-	1007
Goblin Girl/Black Page	-	204
God Bless America	-	697
Golden Arches	-	237
Good Lobna	-	365
Gorgo	-	518
Green Genes Snoop	-	200
Gross Man	-	607
Grunion Run [Stereo Mix]	-	267
GTR Trio	-	236
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats	-	499
Halloween 1977 Show Start/Introductions	-	178
Halloween Audience Participation	-	148
Halloween Encore Audience	-	163
Happy Together	-	747
Happy Together (Bonner/Gordon)	-	378
Harder Than Your Husband	-	560
Harry & Rhonda	-	436
Harry Rhonda	-	374
Harry-As-A-Boy	-	480
Harry, You're A Beast	-	429
Have You Heard Their Band?	-	422
He Used To Cut The Grass	-	565
He's So Gay	-	711
Heavenly Bank Account	-	599
Heavy Duty Judy	-	370
Heidelberg	-	225
Hello To FOH/ Ready?! To the Band	-	238
Help, I'm A Rock	-	522
Here Lies Love	-	550
Hermitage	-	264
Hey Nelda	-	269
High Steppin'	-	239
Hitch Hike	-	216
Hog Heaven	-	346
Holding The Group Back	-	624
Holiday In Berlin	-	474
Hollywood Perverts (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	142
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?	-	596
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)	-	436
Hot & Stupid	-	341
Hot Poop	-	903
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel	-	521
How Could I Be Such A Fool	-	591
How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	465
How The Pigs' Music Works	-	406
How's Your Bird?	-	371
Hungry Freaks, Daddy	-	566
Hurricane	-	541
I Ain't Got No Heart	-	489
I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	-	424
I Come From Nowhere	-	667
I Don't Even Care	-	556
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted	-	546
I Had A Dream About That	-	332
I Have Been In You	-	564
I Have Been In You (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	148
I Heard a Note!	-	195
I Just Can't Work No Longer	-	209
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth	-	465
I Was In A Drum	-	349
I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back	-	375
I'm A Band Leader	-	426
I'm A Beautiful Guy	-	500
I'm Losing Status at the High School	-	354
I'm Not Satisfied	-	478
I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	602
I'm So Cute	-	504
I'm So Happy I Could Cry	-	224
I'm Stealing The Towels	-	456
I'm The Slime	-	593
Ian Underwood Whips It Out	-	799
If I Was President...	-	251
If Only She Woulda	-	579
If We'd All Been Living In California...	-	473
If We'd All Been Living in California...	-	201
Imaginary Diseases	-	338
In France	-	733
In Your Mouth	-	415
Inca Roads	-	567
Introcious	-	311
Introduction	-	211
Invocation & Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin	-	160
Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin	-	494
It Ain't Real So What's the Deal	-	215
It Can't Happen Here	-	592
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal	-	475
It Must Be A Camel	-	367
Janet's Big Dance Number	-	444
Jazz From Hell	-	651
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1	-	475
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2	-	505
Jcb Kansas on The Bus #1	-	326
Jcb Kansas on The Bus #2	-	355
Jelly Roll Gum Drop	-	553
Jelly Roll Gum Drop [Alternate Mix-Mono]	-	189
Jelly Roll Gum Drop [Single Version]	-	218
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk	-	505
Jewish Princess	-	509
Jezebel Boy	-	592
Joe's Garage	-	588
Johnny Darling	-	603
Jones Crusher	-	515
Jumbo Go Away	-	544
Just One More Time	-	445
Justine (Harris/Terry)	-	262
Kaiser Rolls	-	451
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)	-	465
Kangaroos	-	499
Kansas City Shuffle	-	241
Keep It Greasey	-	542
Keep It Greasy	-	838
Kenny's Booger Story	-	478
King Kong	-	610
King Kong/Igor's Boogie	-	273
Kung Fu	-	238
Later That Night	-	530
Later We Can Shoot You	-	223
Latex Solar Beef	-	592
Lather	-	234
Lemme Take You To The Beach	-	491
Let's Make The Water Turn Black	-	678
Let's Move To Cleveland	-	522
Letter From Jeepers	-	238
Library Card	-	423
Light is all that matters	-	369
Like It Or Not	-	559
Little Dots, Pt. 1	-	239
Little Dots, Pt. 2	-	207
Little Girl Of Mine	-	452
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce	-	417
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce	-	335
Little House I Used To Live In	-	541
Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )	-	393
Little Rubber Girl	-	603
Little Umbrellas	-	375
Lonely Little Girl	-	574
Lonesome Cowboy Burt	-	608
Lonesome Cowboy Nando	-	531
Lonesome Electric Turkey	-	600
Lost In A Whirlpool	-	487
Louie Louie	-	533
Love Of My Life	-	537
Love of My Life [Alternative Version]	-	259
Love Story	-	634
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up	-	611
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	426
Lumpy Gravy I	-	593
Magdalena	-	550
Magic Fingers	-	677
Main Interview	-	231
Make A Sex Noise	-	485
Man With The Woman Head	-	636
Manx Needs Women	-	499
Marqueson's Chicken	-	484
Mary Lou	-	566
Masked Grandma	-	285
Massaggio Galore	-	343
Master Ringo	-	504
Matt Siegel Interview 1980	-	198
Medieval Ensemble	-	204
Medley #1	-	250
Medley #2	-	243
Medley #3	-	202
Memories of El Monte [Stereo Mix]	-	275
Meow	-	595
Moggio	-	511
Mom & Dad	-	449
Mom Dad	-	342
Mondello's Revenge	-	276
Montana	-	667
Montana (Whipping Floss)	-	536
More Trouble Every Day	-	555
Mormon Xmas Dance Report	-	225
Mother People	-	571
Motherly Love	-	621
Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt	-	404
Mousie's First Xmas	-	209
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat	-	885
Mr. Clean [Alternate Mix]	-	265
Mr. Green Genes	-	563
Ms. Pinky	-	521
MsPinky	-	338
Mudd Club	-	587
Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)	-	425
Muffin Man	-	1202
Murder By Numbers	-	435
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama	-	560
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	419
My Head?	-	411
Mystery Roach	-	493
N - Lite	-	380
Nanook Rubs It	-	612
Nanook Rubs It [Basic Tracks - Outtake]	-	250
Nanook Rubs It [Session Outtake]	-	226
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music	-	537
Navanax	-	386
Nig Biz	-	542
Night School	-	421
No Not Now	-	626
No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)	-	506
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve	-	446
No, No Cherry	-	592
No. No. No. [Long Version]	-	247
No1 2nd Movement: Allegro Assai	-	353
No1 2nd Movement: Allegro Con Brio	-	320
No2 1st Movement: Andantino	-	417
No2 2nd Movement: Allegro Assai	-	350
No2 2nd Movement: Minuetto Grazioso	-	344
No3 1st Movement: Andante	-	341
No3 1st Movement: Andantino	-	391
No3 2nd Movement: Presto	-	374
No3 2st Movement: Tempo Di Minuetto	-	349
No4 1st Movement: Andante	-	361
No4 1st Movement: Minuetto	-	350
No4 2nd Movement: Allegro	-	358
No5 2nd Movement: Minuetto Grazioso	-	412
No6 1st Movement: Largo	-	466
No6 2nd Movement: Minuet	-	383
Occam's Razor	-	227
Octandre*	-	251
Oh No	-	640
Oh No/Orange County Lumber Truck	-	231
Oh No/Son of Orange County	-	236
Oh-Umm	-	494
Oh, In the Sky	-	472
On The Bus	-	600
Once Upon A Time	-	525
Opus 1: No1 First Movement : Andante	-	330
Opus IV: No1 1st Movement: Andantino	-	381
Our Bizarre Relationship	-	590
Outside Now	-	663
Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)	-	494
Overture to	-	328
Pachuco Gavotte	-	249
Packard Goose	-	634
Panty Rap	-	592
Paoxysmal Splendor	-	205
Peaches En Regalia	-	459
Peaches III	-	572
Penguin In Bondage	-	409
Penis Dimension	-	959
Perhaps in Maryland	-	209
Phyniox [Take 1]	-	172
Phyniox [Take 2]	-	236
Piano	-	282
Piano/Drum Duet	-	445
Pick Me, I'm Clean	-	447
Pieces of a Man	-	219
Pink Napkins	-	388
Pinocchio's Furniture	-	566
Planet Of My Dreams	-	527
Planet Of The Baritone Women	-	507
Plastic People	-	564
Po-Jama People	-	462
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead	-	421
Pooyeahrg	-	202
Porn Wars	-	540
Porn Wars Deluxe	-	324
Pound for a Pound	-	192
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask	-	667
Prelude to the Purse	-	289
Progress?	-	422
Project X	-	231
Project X Minus .5	-	247
Prologue	-	1044
Promiscuous	-	619
Proto-Minimalism	-	458
Punky's Whips	-	584
Put A Little Motor In 'em	-	380
Put A Motor In Yourself	-	410
Pygmy Twylite	-	477
Pygmy Twylyte	-	611
Rat Tomago	-	624
RDNZL	-	383
Reagan At Bitburg	-	414
Reagan at Bitburg Some More	-	262
Redneck Eats	-	593
Reeny Ra	-	228
Religious Superstition	-	322
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke	-	422
Return of the Son of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar	-	540
Revised Music for Guitar and Low-Budget Orchestra [Instrumental]	-	319
Rhymin' Man	-	478
Ride My Face To Chicago	-	594
Right There	-	539
Road Ladies	-	663
Rollo	-	275
Rollo/The Rollo Interior Area/Rollo Goes Out	-	248
Ronnie Sings?	-	472
Ronnie's Booger Story	-	526
Room Service	-	617
Rubber Shirt	-	541
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink	-	502
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme	-	508
Ruthie-Ruthie	-	527
Rykoniki	-	343
Saliva Can Only Take So Much	-	372
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top	-	537
Samba Funk	-	298
San Ber'dino	-	517
Satumaa	-	401
Satumaa (Finnish Tango)	-	1089
Scratch & Sniff	-	371
Scrutinizer Postlude	-	413
Scum Bag	-	339
Secret Greasing [FZ Delivers the Story of Ruben & the Jets/Xenochronous with Big Jay McNeely's	-	185
Secular Humanism	-	371
Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture	-	464
Serious Fan Mail [Segments/Excerpts: FZ Lecture with Q&a/Interviwe at WMEX]	-	213
Sex	-	931
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?	-	432
Sharleena	-	572
She Painted Up Her Face	-	509
Ship Ahoy	-	339
Shoot You Percussion Item	-	198
Shortly: Suite exists of Holiday in Berlin Full Blown	-	257
Shove It Right	-	250
Shove It Right In	-	500
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar	-	328
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More	-	333
Sinister Footwear	-	191
Slack 'Em All Down	-	191
Sleep Dirt	-	722
Sleep Dirt [In Rehearsal]	-	220
Sleeping In A Jar	-	487
Smell My Beard	-	545
Smoky Night	-	245
Society Pages	-	548
Sofa #1	-	472
Sofa #2	-	976
Sofa No. 1	-	208
Soft-Sell Conclusion	-	443
Someplace Else Right Now	-	315
Son Of Mr. Green Genes	-	417
Son Of Orange County	-	561
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese	-	582
Soul Polka	-	409
Space Boogers	-	248
Spider Of Destiny	-	541
St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	-	178
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	-	412
StAlfonzo s Pancake Breakfast	-	349
Status Back Baby	-	500
StEtienne	-	337
Stevie's Spanking	-	580
Stick It Out	-	572
Stick Together	-	536
Stink-Foot	-	687
Stinkfoot	-	548
Stranded in the Jungle	-	212
Strictly Genteel	-	414
Strictly Genteel (The Finale)	-	464
Strictly Genteel Cont - Zappa Speaks	-	212
Stuff Up The Cracks	-	511
Stuff Up the Cracks [Alternate Mix]	-	187
Suckit Rockit	-	203
Suicide Chump	-	539
Sun Dog	-	270
Surf Along With Ned and Nelda	-	276
Sweet Leilani	-	546
Sy Borg	-	636
T'Mershi Duween	-	519
Take Me Out To The Ball Game	-	574
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance	-	539
Tears Began To Fall	-	580
Teen-Age Prostitute	-	511
Teen-Age Wind	-	442
Teenage Wind	-	506
Telephone Conversation	-	735
Tell Me You Love Me	-	616
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta	-	882
Terry's Halloween Solo	-	149
That Evil Prince	-	475
The 'Torchum' Never Stops	-	481
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary	-	650
The Air	-	575
The Beltway Bandits	-	362
The Big Surfer	-	265
The Black Page	-	427
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1	-	497
The Blackouts	-	510
The Blue Light	-	564
The Booger Man	-	607
The Central Scrutinizer	-	485
The Clap	-	639
The Closer You Are	-	594
The Crab-Grass Baby	-	480
The Dangerous Kitchen	-	593
The Dead Girls Of London	-	464
The Demise Of The Imported Rubber Goods Mask	-	184
The Dick Kunc Story	-	533
The Dog Breath Variations	-	309
The Dog Breath Variations/Uncle Meat	-	224
The Downtown Talent Scout	-	588
The Duke Of Prunes	-	449
The Duke Regains His Chops	-	556
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue	-	258
The Evil Prince	-	540
The Florida Airport Tape	-	506
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth	-	562
The Girl's Dream	-	408
The Grand Wazoo	-	169
The Groupie Routine	-	515
The Idiot Bastard Son	-	595
The Illinois Enema Bandit	-	562
The Importance of An Earnest Attempt (By Hand)	-	239
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats	-	549
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson	-	528
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts	-	527
The Legend of the Golden Arches	-	209
The Little March	-	536
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath	-	454
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival	-	444
The Mammy Nuns	-	589
The Man From Utopia	-	538
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou	-	560
The Massive Improve'lence	-	489
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing	-	552
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)	-	407
The Moon Will Never Be the Same	-	210
The Mud Shark	-	884
The Muthers/Power Trio	-	253
The Nancy & Mary Music	-	482
The Nancy Mary Music	-	333
The Orange County Lumber Truck	-	535
The Poodle Lecture	-	473
The Purple Lagoon	-	258
The Purse	-	263
The Radio Is Broken	-	490
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage	-	534
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet	-	542
The Rewards of a Career in Music	-	246
The Sahara Hop	-	290
The Sealed Tuna Bolero	-	621
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango	-	580
The Story of	-	245
The Torture Never Stops	-	590
The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	420
The Uncle Frankie Show	-	195
The Uncle Meat Variations	-	556
The Untouchables	-	590
The Voice Of Cheese	-	490
The Whip	-	232
The White Boy Troubles	-	604
The World's Greatest Sinner	-	255
Them Or Us	-	588
Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"	-	427
Theme from The 3rd Mvmt of & Quot;Sinister Footwear & Quot ;	-	338
They Made Me Eat It	-	456
Thing-Fish Intro	-	380
This Ain't CNN	-	584
This Is Phaze I I I	-	328
This is Phaze III	-	411
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)	-	422
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)	-	412
This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich	-	331
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me	-	198
Thou Shalt Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother	-	198
Thou Shalt Keep Holy the Sabbath Day	-	218
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor	-	201
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery	-	241
Thou Shalt Not Covet the House of Thy Neighbor, the Wife of Thy Neighbor, Nor His Male Servant, Nor His Female Servant, Nor His Ass, Nor Anything That Belongs to Thy Neighbor	-	221
Thou Shalt Not Kill	-	270
Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven Image - Any Likeness of Anything in Heaven Above, Nor in the Earth Beneath, Nor in the Water Under the Earth	-	191
Thou Shalt Not Steal	-	231
Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the Lord Thy God in Vain	-	236
Tiger Roach	-	615
Time Is Money	-	522
Tink Walks Amok	-	558
Tinsel-Town Rebellion	-	444
Tinseltown Rebellion	-	550
Tiny Sick Tears	-	561
Titties 'N' Beer	-	394
Titties & Beer	-	644
Titties Beer	-	340
Toads Of The Short Forest	-	444
Trance-Fusion	-	412
Transylvania Boogie	-	597
Trouble Every Day	-	544
Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	-	410
Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	472
Truck Driver Divorce	-	586
Trudgin' Across the Tundra	-	223
Tryin' To Grow A Chin	-	405
Tuna Fish Promenade	-	518
Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)	-	480
Twenty Small Cigars	-	619
Twenty-One	-	251
Tyrone Start the Tape...	-	229
Uncle Bernie's Farm	-	510
Uncle Meat	-	260
Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme	-	232
Uncle Remus	-	1165
Uncle Remus [Mix Outtake]	-	192
Undaunted, The Band Plays On	-	415
Underground Freak-Out Music	-	447
Valarie	-	543
Valerie [Mono Mix]	-	221
Valley Girl	-	543
Very Distraughtening	-	434
Village Of The Sun	-	554
Waka/Jawaka	-	812
Waltz	-	285
Watermelon In Easter Hay	-	592
We Are Not Alone	-	590
We Can Not Shoot You	-	192
We Can Shoot You	-	588
We Gotta Get Into Something Real	-	413
We're Turning Again	-	493
Weasels Ripped My Flesh	-	508
Wet T-Shirt Nite	-	671
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World	-	450
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?	-	456
What Kind Of Girl?	-	500
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning	-	493
What's New In Baltimore?	-	527
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?	-	483
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)	-	468
When The Lie's So Big	-	465
Where Is Johnny Velvet?	-	448
Where's Our Equipment?	-	493
While You Were Art ll	-	421
Whippin' Post	-	474
Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	-	390
Whiskey Wah	-	291
White Ugliness	-	450
Who Are The Brain Police?	-	490
Who Do You Think You Are	-	233
Who Needs The Peace Corps?	-	474
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?	-	555
Why Don't You Like Me?	-	488
Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?	-	501
Wild Love	-	552
Willie The Pimp	-	881
Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	379
Willie The Pimp Part One & Willie The Pimp Part Two	-	344
Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station	-	547
Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station	-	419
Wind Up Working In A Gas Station	-	428
Wistful With A Fist-Full	-	386
Wolf Harbor	-	248
Wolf Harbor II	-	204
Wolf Harbor III	-	236
Wolf Harbor IV	-	204
Wolf Harbor V	-	209
Won Ton On	-	547
Wonderful Tattoo!	-	468
Wonderful Wino	-	565
Wonderful Wino (Zappa/Simmons)	-	198
Working All the Live Long Day/Chain Gang	-	210
Worms from Hell	-	282
Would You Go All The Way?	-	467
Would You Like A Snack?	-	440
Wowie Zowie	-	590
WPLJ	-	626
Xmas Values	-	365
Ya Hozna	-	598
Yo Cats	-	552
Yo' Mama	-	438
You Are What You Is	-	588
You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)	-	449
You Call That Music?	-	496
You Didn't Try To Call Me	-	563
You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	443
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here	-	440
Your Mouth	-	572
Your Teeth and Your Shoulders and Sometimes Your Foot Goes Like This.../Pojama (Prelude)	-	226
Zolar Czakl	-	248
Zomby Woof	-	628
Zoot Allures	-	636