I know a guy named Joey
Joey goes with Moey
Moey goes with Jamie
And Jamie goes with Sadie
And Sadie goes with Abie
And Abie goes with Davy
And Davy goes with Howard
And Howard goes with Charlotte
And Charlotte goes with Shirley
And Shirley goes with Pearly
And Pearly goes with Yetta
What a drag, what a drag
I'm not mad
I'm too hip to get mad....