Well we're goin' on down to the cattle wash
Gonna flop around in the cattle froth
On the truck from off the train
That cattle stench's gonna rot your brain
Chorus:
Well round 'em up and hose 'em down
And soap behind their ears
There's nothin' that turns me on more
Than a car wash full of steers
We're goin' on down to the cattle wash
We're shootin' up in the cattle froth
Wash and rinse and wax and dry
That cattle stench's gonna burn your eye
(Chorus)
We're goin' on down to the cattle wash
We're gonna die in the cattle froth
Wash and rinse and wax and dry
That cattle stench's gonna make you die