Look at the state of him
He's such a little scruff
He can't be arsed with homework
'Cause hes had enough
He always turns up late
And he doesnt give a damn
But when he comes back home
Hes mommys little lamb
'Cause hes mommys little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits
Hes mommys little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same
He cant cross the road
Without causing a big scene
Hes always really gobby
And never ever clean
Hes learning the guitar
And he never plays it right
But when I try to teach him
It ends up in a fight
'Cause hes mommys little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits
Hes mommys little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same
Hes a little soldier
'Cause hes a little soldier
He spikes his hair in school
So his teachers call him Sid
They keep him after lessons
'Cause hes a vicious kid
Hes mommys little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits
Hes mommys little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same
Hes mommys little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits
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