I'm going to grow Wyoming hair
My parents sit on fat chair
They don't care -- care!
Rockers are growing Wyoming hair
We bang our head -- bleed
We see girl -- spill seed
We like cake -- need!
Wyoming hair, clothes of tweed!
My dick is Montana grown
My brother's voice -- a monotone
Don't tell me cut your Wyoming hair
I'm nail you on a cross and piss on you
Nail you on a cross and piss on you
Rockers are growing Wyoming hair
The Astronaut
lyrics by McPatrick Head
music by Faxed Head
They put a man into space
He shit is pants on the moon
The whole galaxy was watching
The earth's face, dripping yolk
Then he comes back home
And he has a huge garage sale
With a phony wood-grain toilet seat
For five bucks, it's yours.
Astronauts are only human
And humans need souvenirs
You can own the astronaut's toilet seat
Or spend five bucks
On six more beers.