I was looking on my shelf
To find a cure for myself
Ooh
Found a bottle big and brown
Had a label in the crown
Ooh
And it says, "don't eat that it's poison."
And you're sorry if you do
What's insides formaldehyde and you ain't gonna live
Found a bottle on the floor
Cleaning toilets what it's for
Drank it all just because
Then I asked my mom what it was
And she says, "don't eat that it's poison"
And you're sorry if you do
Thought I'd know how to save your life I just thank God I could
Found some rat poison in a shoe
There was slug death in there, too!
Had that with a can of paint
Doctor said it was too late
And he says, "don't eat that it's poison"
And it's too late cause you did
He�s had too much poison and its gone right to his head