(I always shoot first)
Just take a sit un im popping off like a light gun
Miss Fortune is here to have some fun engaging in this duck hunt
I tear up all your pixels with these super powered pistols
You are scared of my like Fiddle? Struttin round my lane a little
You'll hear a pop! Pop! And drop goes your mop top
I short hop these swamp crocs and pitfall you dumb jocks
You throw a tantrum or a barrel then you know the rules
This lady's on your track and fortune doesn't favor fools
Hear my hooves, be despaired and amazed
Might of the shadow isles? More like shadow arcade
I'm ahead of my peers, I obliterate the track
You see my horseman of fear, this robot unicorn attacks!
I'm the slicer and dicer, my scythe the divider
Weak rats in the pack are controlled by this piper
And though this fantasy is your final, you can't see past the salt
If you're quivering in fear or you're just bravely default
You see im vicious like warwick, and slightly less feral
Don't need a kong or ateliers, with Gragas I barrel
Once I carved you to cutlets pray your suffering ends there
You're getting trampled by the stallion and you're just a flanders mare
Shut up already! I'm just setting up my macros
This keyboard warrior she lives just to take your aggro
I show up in the lane it's time to base and get your stitches
I support every day and yet I carry all you bitches!
What's that little glow? It's Sonna yo. Killing OTGs, hella air game bro
In the lane I rule man you already know that there ain't no way you see evo
You're getting #REKT by Ralph man, best believe you're losing mad quick
And though im not poison all you baddies can suck my joystick
(You are not prepared)
Behold this wave of destruction upon the land
Valoran understands the might of this master hand
Engaging in battle, this heroes are such a bore
I delight in making them little marks on the floor
Think me small? Think my ambitions meager?
Think thee my equal? None rival veigar
My decree from the stars, my will be done
Is anyone worthy? I say not even one
Be you born of dragons or a warrior of light?
All will bow before this emperor's might
You've come all this way, oh what a hassle
Seeking your damsel? She's in another castle
Believe me to be crazy psycho crushing like bison
There is no scape, I'm the event horizon