Epic Rap Battles of History - Master Chief vs Leonidas Lyrics

Spartans, lets start this.
Show this petty officer who's the hardest.
The biggest mistake you've ever made, I'll toss you like a frag grenade.
I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged
And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade., Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers
Jerking off to games giving themselves first person shooters.
My armor's hard but my abs are harder, You're in my hood now chief
THIS IS SPARTA.

Not so fast
Cortana says you're greek, so why'nt you stick these lyrics up your ass?
They build a monument to my sins, you are the soldier they need you to be
Ain't no wat that you can beat me, even my initials spell MC
When you and your companions were all camping in a canyon
Took a campeign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon.
They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly
You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly.

Ha, i've had better battles with my six year old son
I don't need firepower when i'm rocking these guns
I'm a king, you sleep in a freezer in outer space.
I'd look you in the eye, but you're too much of a bitch to show your face

You've got a bad case of no shirt there fabio flintstone.
Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome.
300 asses need a kicking, give more teabags than lipton, so why'nt you quit your bitching
My triggerfinger's itching.