If I can't have you I'm going to retire from life and become a full time grouch
I'll live in a silver trash can and I'll call your name and moan about why I didn't win your heart and I shoulda won your heart
And I loved you much more than nobody else could ever love you more
A grouch, oh oh, I'll become a grouch if I can't have you
That's what I'll do
A full time grouch and I'll moan about everything that sucks in this world because without you there's no meaning to anything
I might as well just become a professional grouch and live in a trash can and do nothing but moan
If I can't have you I'm going to embark on a career as a professional grouch
And I'll live in my silver trash can I'll moan about the world and how it sucks without you
And then oh you shouldn't be with anyone else
Oh if I can't have you I'm just going to become a professional grouch
I'll live in my silver trash can and I'll moan about how the world sucks without you
It's true
I can't think of a good reason not to be with you cos you are the only thing good in this world
Oh I'll become a grouch if I don't get you in the end
oh oh oh oh
The whole world would be wrong
oh oh oh oh oh oh
I'm going to become a professional grouch if I don't win you round in the end
cos the world just sucks without you by my side
There is nothing more I love just you.