People (people)!! It feels so good to be back! (Back!) Ladies (ladies) and
Gentlemen (gentlemen), introducin' the new (new) and improved (improved), you
(you)
know who (know who)
Verse 1
Never been the type to bend or budge, the wrong button to push, no friend of
Bush
I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese
I'm a pitbull off his leash
All this peace talk can cease
All these people I had to leave in limbo, I'm back now,
I've come to release this info
I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple, canibitch don't want no beef
with Slim? Noooo!
Not even on my radar, so won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off
and follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from séance to séance,
aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw
Chorus (2x)
C'mon now, let's all get on down, let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good
time
Don't be scared, 'cuz there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout, let your hair down,
and square dance with me!
Verse 2
Let your hair down to the track, yeah, kick on back
Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah, the man's back
With a plan to ambush this Bush administration, mush the Senate's face in, Push
this generation of kids to stand and fight for the right to say Somethin' you
might not like, this white hot light that I'm under, no Wonder I look so
Sunburnt, oh no I won't leave no stone unturned
Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, hoe, hello there
Oh, yeah, don't think I won't go there, go to Beirut and do a show there
Yeah, you laugh till your muthafuckin' ass gets drafted, while you're at Band camp thinkin' that crap can't happen
Till you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin, inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrappin'
Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin', fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashin'
All this terror America demands action, next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
To join the Army or what you'll do for they Navy
You just a baby, gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans
I'm twenty-eight, they gonna take you 'fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady
My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait, arraigned two days late, the
date's today, hang me!
Chorus (2x)
Verse 3
Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me, nothin' soothes me more Than a groove that boosts me
Nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully, there's nothin' you can do to me, stab me shoot me
Psychotic, hypnotic product I got it in the antibiotics, ain't nobody hotter and so
on
And yada yada, god I talk a lotta hem de lay la la la, oochie walla walla um da
dah
da dah da but you gotta gotta
keep movin', there's more music to make, keep makin' new shit, produce hits to
break the monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug
like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
On your knees, got you under siege, somebody you would give a lung to be
Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin' younger me, fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for
free
Yeah buddy, laugh, it's funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody
who has nothing
I'm past bluffing, pass the KY, let's get ready for some intense, serious ass
fucking!
Chorus (2X)
Outro
Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me
Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me
X to the Z, wants to square dance with me
Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me
Canibitch, won't square dance with me
Fanibitch, won't square dance with me
Canadabis, don't want no parts of me,(chekey chekey)
Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance witch ya
Yee-Haw!!!