Emily Ellis - Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up Lyrics

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

Yall act like you never heard a white person before
his rhymes are a bore
punk kid tryin to be hard core(yo wuz up?)
And Marshall Mathers is back worse than before
makin us snore
whining in the microphone
It's the return of the oh wait no wait you're a fool
you didn't pay money for this cd,did you?
And Dr. Dre did *man giggling*
everything you idiot
without Dre's beatbeds your as good as dead
The world's had enough of Eminem
ChickyChicky
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him!
Look at him
walkin around
Living off dre
acting so cool
But he's really kinda weak though
Little Twit blast me on his new cd
Why?
cuz I turned him down for a date *hehe*
As for the question of who came first
was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst
I'm sorry Slim but this is gonna hurt
They both came closer than you ever will jerk
Your song is on my nerves
Your song is on my nerves
Your kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve
That is the message that I deliever to little kids
That you can become famous
and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like you
Of course they do
Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on "Silver Spoons"
You ain't nothin but a product
Packaged to be bought up
You know a year from now
You won't be thought of
So you write about dead animals and cannibals
someday you'll stop dating dogs
and date higher mammals *hoohoohoo*
And there's a million women just like me
that think like me
That all can see
that slim shady is
just a boy dealing with puberty
so if you agree
scream louder than me
You're slim shady
yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up
Please shut up
Please shut up

You're slim shady
yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up
Please shut up
Please shut up