David Copperfield:
We got a wonderful aroma
We are as sweet as saccharine
Ullman:
La la la
My singing puts you in a coma
We're the most hypnotic group you've ever seen
Both:
But the thing that never shows is
We get up each other's noses
Chorus:
Sing a soppy song
In voices so pathetic
Sing a soppy song
It's like an anaesthetic
We're as pure as pure can be
We were made in a laboratory
You see
Copperfield:
You know her lips are pure elastic
Ullman:
(Shut your mouth, shut your mouth)
Copperfield:
What's more, she's got glass eyes
Ullman:
Ha ha ha
And all his bits are made of plastic
But he should look almost real when the varnish dries
Both:
We don't jump or shake
Just in case we break
Chorus:
Sing a soppy song
It's really easy-peasy
Don't sing it for too long
Or it will make you queasy
Copperfield:
I think I'm go and join Bucks Fizz
Ullman:
Well you know where your suitcase is
Copperfield:
But before I start to pack
There's something I'd like back
Give me back my duvet
And my pink flannelette pyjamas
Ullman:
Take your dirty socks as well
They smell like two dead llamas
Copperfield:
Give me back my hot water bottle
My train set and my Noddy book