Dogs With Jobs - Syphillis, Aids, and Herpes II Lyrics

I was hanging in a bar one Friday night
Feeling just perfect, borderline sick
Gotta find a tightie to do me right
A little lip service to moisten my dick!

She was smoking in the corner, long and lean
Cute enough to make you wonder if she even bleeds
Get back to my room with this hot little queen
My soldier is at attention, time to feed him

We're in a new town, I've got a new friend
We've just finished off a round, about to go again
But my soldier won't stand he's just not into it
Then he starts to puke up some slime green shit

Take it to the clinic,
the ones who oughta know
They give my dong a look
and start to diagnose...

SYPHILIS, AIDS, AND HERPESII
MAYBE JUST A TOUCH OF THE PENILE FLU
SYPHILIS, AIDS, AND HERPESII
GOTTA WATCH WHAT YER GETTIN'
WHILE YER SHOOTING THE GOO

If you are in a bar this Friday night
Looking for a lady to slick your dick
Be sure to take a look before you take a lick
Best check out the crankcase before you need a fix

Oh, good evening ma'am
Lead Dog at your cervix!

SYPHILIS, AIDS, AND HERPESII
MAYBE JUST A TOUCH OF THE PENILE FLU
SYPHILIS, AIDS, AND HERPESII
GOTTA WATCH WHAT YER GETTIN'
WHILE YER SHOOTING THE GOO