Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele - Howard Lyrics

Howard Abbey sangrock and roll songs
Out on the road until it all went wrong
He's been down since the band broke up
Singing them songs got' em all chocked up

Howard's going bald now
He feels like a hack
He thought that he was burned out,
But he's back

Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show

Making that money always felt so good
Living the life like a young man should
Playing all night getting stoned all day
Howard Abbey don't feel so great

Howard's getting fatter
He's rusty in the sack
Nothing really matter's
cause he's back

Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show

LA LA LA
LAA LAA LAA
LA LA LA
Ladies and gentlemen
All the way from
Oxford, Mississippi

Howard
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard's got a one man show