Oh El Paso I have ridden on your highway curves
I have spoken to your governor about the use of your u-turns
Oh El Paso, I ate two corndogs at Wienerschnitzel
I have watched your infomercials
That threaten bigger muscles to those who stay up late enough to order
Oh El Paso, I left better than I was before
And I have sung my golden melodies with the best man that I know
Oh El Paso won’t you save a place for a girl like me
I am awful sad to leave you, glad to have know you
And happy to have had your company