Yeah, see the milk is in the fridge
And it's turning into cheese
If I'm so smart, how come I ain't rich?
No one knows and no one sees
My moral compass went out of course and I ran aground
You better watch how you get
But what the hell, what the heck?
I mean, I wrote out the check
It ain't the money you got
No, it's the money you spend
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
See it's already a mess
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
The Visa's and Diner's and Master Express
The cold hand of currency
Grips my heart at night
Right now it's raining unpaid bills
From an unknown height
Though the story ain't that funny
There was once when I had money
I act like I got it, pretend I know
It's minus 500 double 000
It ain't the money you got
No, it's the money you spend
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
See it's already a mess
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
The Visa's and Diner's and Master Express
Makin' fun of money
It's the D.A.D. and the I.R.S.
Yeah, I ain't got no hot water
And the cold is running thin
I keep conversations from a public phone
In this place I call home, I'm livin' in
Makin' fun of money, yeah, dollars and all
Makin' fun of money, all rolled up in a ball
Makin' fun of money and with a tremblin' hand
Makin' fun of money, I'll pay what I can
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
No, it's already a mess
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
The Visa's and Diner's and Master Express
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
The D.A.D. and the I.R.S.
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
Yeah, it's already a mess
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
No and I know 'coz I tried it
(It ain't funny makin' fun of money)
It ain't funny, no
(It ain't funny makin' fun of money)
Yeah, I'm way behind
(It ain't funny makin' fun of money)
It ain't funny makin' fun of money
It ain't funny makin' fun of money