Verse 1:
Yeahh, okay huh
I woke up on the right side of the matress, no really the right side of the matress
and to my left is a pillow case covered in mascara, thats the results of a night out with a actress
bad bitch, lavish, life not average
celebrate green everydays St. Patricks
pool hall money, I gotta lot of racks prick
hoodrat chick bypass her like gastric
how many ladies can my Caddilac fit?
score 3 times in one night thats a hat trick
fact is, all I do is cut em like a bad brick
give em forta fat dick, I aint really dat sick
no stress, so blessed, 4 bands for the purp no less
and its louder than a Corvette, plus the trunks singin like a cortet
if success had a house, Id be on its doorstep
spaceship whips son Im on a George Jet
next to my dick, yeah thats where your whore slept
I woke up to egg whites and salmon croqettes
then Im back to havin more sex
im takin off my shirt ,she takin off her corsette, hah
then I hit record next, aint ever been reserved baby thats a war vet
Chorus:
First I clean the white walls of the sled
Take a shower and get fresh
(I woke up on the right side of the bed)
I hit the mall, with my dogs
spend some bread, some niggas wake up in the feds but
(I woke up on the right side of the bed)
Verse 2:
I surround myself with peaceful people, its hard to get sleep when your peeps deceitful, hah
blowin trees of diesel, in my big house my shit look like a cathedral
walk around in my boxers, money in my dockers
been had my cheque up, Im always at the doctors
stuffed lobster, mushroom pasta
a bunch of spanish chicks, I gotta learn how to salsa
where I wanna go? Im headin' to the port
Lake Tahoe, thats my first resort
all my meals are five course, got my niggas workin for me
five crackers like the fourth
livin well in my citadel, hit the night club leave with a niggas gale
where the caravan at? we on air friends
business class coach look like first class on air trend
I gotta a lot of deals on the table
doin business with my furniture, Im talkin to the Chairman
I dont slack thats a pair of pants
with this country music so lets square dance
Chorus:
First I clean the white walls of the sled
Take a shower and get fresh
(I woke up on the right side of the bed)
I hit the mall with my dogs, spend some bread
Some niggas wake up in the feds but
(I woke up on the right side of the bed)
Blowin money, you cant ball when you dead
Left the club, called a broad got some head
My sheets is 12 hundred thread, I spent 7 on a spread
Now I know why your girl
(Woke up on the right side of the bed)