It's because of you there's a giant in our midst
And my wife is dead!
But it isn't my fault
I was given those beans!
You persuaded me to trade away
My cow for beans!
And without those beans
There'd have been no stalk
To get up to the giants
In the first place!
Wait a minute, magic beans
For a cow so old
That you had to tell
A lie to sell
It, which you told!
Were they worthless beans?
Were they oversold?
Oh, and tell us who
Persuaded you
To steal that gold
See, it's your fault
No!
So it's you fault
No!
Yes, it is!
It's not!
It's true
Wait a minute
But I only stole the gold
To get my
Cow back from you!
So it's your fault!
Yes!
No, it isn't!
I'd have kept those beans
But our house was cursed
She made us get the cow to get
The curse reversed!
It's you father's fault
That the curse got placed
And the place got cursed
In the first place!
Oh
Then it's his fault!
So
It was his fault
No
Yes, it is
It's his
I guess
Wait a minute, though
I chopped down the beanstalk
Right? That's clear
But without any beanstalk
Then what's queer
Is how did the second giant get down here
In the first place?
Second place
Yes!
How?
Hmmm
Well
Who had the other bean?
The other bean?
The other bean?
You pocketed the other bean
I didn't!
Yes I did
So, it's your fault!
No, it isn't
'Cause I gave it to my wife!
So, it's her fault!
No, it isn't!
Then whose is it?
Wait a minute!
She exchanged that bean
To ontain your shoe
So the one who knows what happened
To that bean is you!
You mean that old bean
That your wife
Oh, dear
But I never knew
And so I threw
Well, don't look here!
So, it's your fault!
But
See, it's her fault
But
And it isn't mine at all!
But what?
Well, if you hadn't gone
Back up again
We were needy
You were greedy!
Did you need that hen?
But I got it for my mother!
So, it's her fault then!
Yes? And what the harp
In the third place?
Ther harp yes!
She went and dared me to!
I dared you to?
You dared me to!
She said that I was scared
Me?
So, she dared me!
No, I didn't!
So, it's your fault!
Wait a minute!
If you hadn't dared him to
And you had left the harp alone
We wouldn't be in trouble
In the first place!
Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean
In the first place!
Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place!
It was your fault!
Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place!
Right! It's you raised them in the first place!
You raised the beans in the first place!
It's you fault!
You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!