Something electric, energetic
This is made so that you all sweat off your make-up
Get off to the side because you're pathetic
Leave me to myself because I'm mega-magnetic
Call up the doctor, the paramedic
Because your ass made me paraplegic
Give me sugar because today I'm diabetic
And the order they leave in is alphabetic
Lets all go to México
Without getting married because I'm not Catholic
That of getting married, this is psychological
Without compromise, savage like it's a zoo
Don't stay here, you'll make me melancholic
I go to the bar and I turn into an alcoholic
I want to give it to you with damn strong force
Testosterone with steroids
To wake up, give caffeine
To fatten up, give protein
To calm down, give nicotine
To lube up, give vaseline
X2
You know that you like the sardine
(How did you ever guess that?)
Let your thong defines itself
Let the Mandarin Chinese lady mark it
To touch your horn and recite you poetry from Carolina
The whole world is pissing themselves to be with you
They're all shaking like gelatin
And when your ass gets closer
I feel the bile rising up inside me
You're the new sensation on the block
You're what's making all the cars crash
You're what got my super-soaker lost
A little vanilla with apricot
Here they all dance until limbo
Here it's a buffet from Monday to Sunday
Here they eat without silverware like Vikings
Bittersweet, like tamarind
I'm going to throw some hot water on your belly
And clean your teeth with my tongue
So that you break the source and throw out detergent
Down low and to the west
I know that you're intelligent
I already checked your file
You have a mind, buddy
That's why I'm your best client
Listen, baby, buzz a little closer
Come on, throw yourself in the middle
I swear by the Holy Spirit
That not even Socrates thought about it so much