Hey Mister ol' man, do you remember me
When you came rolling home to play with me.
All together, singin' your children song,
Words & numbers, sometimes versified wrong.
You give a dog a bone,
Played knick-knack, patty-whack,
Two for a shoe, seven with heaven.
Hey Mister ol' man, I'm randy boy now,
I keep on your own way of doing your game.
With the girls, singin' your children song,
With the girls, I'm always strong.
She don't get a dog.
I erect my knick-knack
For a lovely whack and be in seventh heaven …