BS (A. Whiteman) - Porn Star (parody Of Smashmouth All Star) Lyrics

somebody once showed me this movie that got me horny,
i think i had the hardest head,
the girls were getting pounded, new ways i founded, in awe of thier sexual positions...
then the guys start cumming, and they dont stop gunning, in high hopes in a monster spitting...
inspired me to start to the fun, you get smart as the hoes get dumb..
so many to fuck, so many to bang, so i best get started today,
youll never nut if you dont sex, pull out inbetween the breasts...

hey now! im a porn star, get my groove on, get laid...
hey now! im a big show, get my dick sucked, every--day...
and ill nut on her faaaaccceeee.....
only fat hoes get turned down...

its a hard cock, and it just gets harder..
ill bang your mother, and pork your daughter...
all the girls yell out bs just ignint...
but they dont say that to my dick...
the girls i sex, all have nice breasts, so i go do my thang...
i wanna travel the world, oh yes, and visit and tap every last girl....

hey now! im a porn star, get my groove on, get laid...
hey now! im a big show, get my dick sucked, every--day...
and ill nut on her faaaaccceeee.....
only fat hoes get turned down...

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hey now! im a porn star, get my groove on, get laid...
hey now! im a big show, get my dick sucked, every--day...
and ill nut on her faaaaccceeee.....
no fat hooooooeeeeeesssssssss............

somebody once asked me if i liked getting ass,
i put that pussy in its place,
i then slapped, like dirk diggler, hopped inside like it was a cougar,
and drove it home all night looonnnngggg.....
well when i start cumming, theres no crying...
the hoes are happy, theyre all smiling...
dont make sense not tag, or even become a god-damn fag...
so many to see, so little words, cause the best game is no game...
ill go get that hoe, (ha!)treat her to my show..

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hey now! im a porn star, get my groove on, get laid...
hey now! im a big show, get my dick sucked, every--day...
and ill nut on her faaaaccceeee.....
only fat hoes get turned down...

and ill nut on her faaaaccceeee.....
only fat hoes get turned down...