I've never been the kind to walk away
Even when the ship was sinking
But promising forever to a psychopath
Was not the clearest thinking
I can't believe that we've made it this far
Without one of us going to jail
I wouldn't post your bail
Here we go again
You're turning up the crazy all the way to ten
I can't do this anymore
These are my keys coming out (Keys coming out)
This is my jacket going on
This is me waving to you
I've got shit to do
Shit to do and it don't include you
I didn't mind when you spent my cash
I just made it a tax deduction
I didn't mind when you hung with my friends
But you weren't really supposed to fuck them
I can't believe that we've made it this far
Without one of us ending up dead
At least you're good at men
Here we go again
You're turning up the crazy all the way to ten
I can't do this anymore
This is me starting the car (I'm in the car)
This is me checking my rearview mirror
This is me blasting the Crüe
I've got shit to do (Shit to do and it don't include you)
I've got shit to do
I've got some songs to write
I've got friends to see
And they've got Miller Lite
I've got hopes and dreams
I've got planes to catch
I've got a show to play
I'm never coming back
I'll start another band
And learn to rollerskate
I'll get some more tattoos
Take your mom on a date
I'll fix the ozone layer
I'll cure all disease
I'll run for president
And there'll be world peace
Here we go again
You're turning up the crazy all the way to ten
I can't do this anymore
This is me down at the bar (I'm at the bar)
This is me chatting at the college co-ed
This is me getting your number (I've got your number)
This is you waking up in my bed
And I ain't thinking of you
I've got shit to do (Shit to do and it don't include you)