My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her
No hablo Ingls
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo Ingls
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if I could spare a dollar
No hablo Ingls
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo Ingls
One, when I'm not feeling it
Two, when someone's full of shit
Three, when I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway it's all you gotta say
Quatro, cinco, seis
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
My nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingls
Walking my dog I see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo Ingls
My mamma gets mad 'cause I never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo Ingls
A guy walks up and says
"Doda esta casel de pepe"
He no habla Ingls
One, so many different uses
Two, you don't need no excuses
Three, it's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway it's all you've gotta say
Quatro, cinco, seis
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
Did you brush your teeth?
No hablo Ingls
Where'd you leave your pants?
No hablo Ingls
Did you feed the fish?
No hablo Ingls
Do you like my band?
Wait, don't answer that
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingls
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingls
Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingls
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls