Hello!
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book
Hello!
My name is Elder Grant
It's a book about America
A long, long time ago
It has so many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much
This book can change your life
Hello!
My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ
Hello! My name is Elder Young
Hello!
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
You can read all about it now
Hello!
In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay
Hello!
Hello! My name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use
Hello!
Hi!
My name is -
- Jesus Christ!
You have a lovely home
Hello!
Hello!
Hi!
My name is -
- Jesus Christ!
You have a lovely home
Hello!
It's an amazing book
Bonjour!
Hola!
Ni Hao!( Me llamo Elder White!
Me llamo Elder White (Are these your kids?)
This book gives you the secret to eternal life (Sound good?)
Eternal life - (With Jesus Christ!)
Is super fun! (Hello!) (Ding dong!)
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done! (No thanks?)
You sure? (Oh, well)
That's fine (Goodbye!)
Have fun in hell (Hey, now!)
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life!
Hello! Would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!
No, no Elder Cunningham! That's not how we do it! You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved dialogue. Elders, show him!
Hello! (Hello...)
My name is - (Elder Cunningham!)
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!
Hello!
Hello!
Ding dong!
Heigh ho!
Just take this book!
It's free!
For you!
From me!
You see?
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life!
(Hello) This book will change your life! (Hello)
So you won't burn in...
Hell-o! You're gonna die someday!
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way
Spend eternity with friends and family
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life
(Hello!) This book will change your life!
(Hello!) This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!
The Book of Mormon!!! (Mormon!!!)
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