Bobby Bare - I've Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman Lyrics

I served my time losin' track of the wine
Lookin' through red eyes at the blues
Holdin' on 'til the very last song
Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose

Chasin' a dream in whiskey world
Down the neon avenue
Hey I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Makes you see it from a different view
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few

I've met more than one mornin' lyin' there groanin'
Cryin', "Lord, what did I do?"
Ah hangin' my head as I slip from the bed
Tryin' hard not to leave any clues

When I start out the evenin' I'm bein' selective
But I'll take anything after two
No I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few

Now ain't if funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Makes you see it from a different view
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
No I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few