Steve: Oh don't worry, there's a little matchmaker-matchmaker coming up for everybody.
Ed: 1,2, 1,2,3...
What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be
Wearing some else's shorts?
I've been around the block, at least on my bike
I was prepared for the news but not for full-scale war
I found me an answer, in a grocery store
I found me an answer in the form of an old man with
A cardigan on, this guy's got thirty years on me but
He stops and smiles just to say "Hello,
didn't I see you on TV?"
It must've been the same thing
It must've been the same thing
It must've been the same thing
Charlie Brown went through
I'm in a comic store
Lookin' for some mistakenly priced comic I could make a fortune on
In walks the Fantastic Four
I say "Don't go; That last issue was cool!"
It must've been the same thing
It must've been the same thing
It must've been the same thing
Mom and Dad went through
I'm in a jewelery store
Looking at a wedding ring the size of 3 or 4 paychecks
In walks the girl next door
I say "I do"
Funny how fast things change
It must've been the same thing
It must've been the same thing
It must've been the same
These things all end
Who asked you anyway?
You'll have to bend
Who asked you anyway?
Now I'm in a general store,
Looking at a photograph of a smiling 8-year-old
Who's got a fist the size of his younger brother now
Tuggin' on his shirt, saying "Let's go home"
Oooohhhhhh