I try to process these feelings but get "does not compute"
I tried to multiply our love but you took the square root
Whenever I see you I don't know what to say
Its like my mind goes from dsl to 56k
Ive looked for girls online, but cant get any play
Now Im forced to get off to Japanese anime
We would stay up late playing dungeons and dragons
You can be my Sam, and I'll be your Frodo Baggins
For the last time they are not gay
Oh yeah right
They were just really good friends
If Smeagol wasn't there they would've been all over each other
Shut up! you didn't read the book
Im just a nerd in love, But I dont know what to do
Its hard to get a girl when your weight is lower than your IQ
Maybe shell look past the headgear and all of my acne
I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me
I can be Hans Solo and you can be Leia
If I was less like Screech and more like AC Slater
You're the only girl that makes my floppy disk hard
I can hack in a mainframe but not in your heart
If I could be with you, I'd treat you with kindness
And protect you from harm, like Norton anti-virus
But you are like Hollywood and I'm like Bit Torrent
My love for you is steady like gravitational constants
That doesn't really rhyme
Oh yeah, like Leia and Slater does
Well at least I didn't dress up like Yoda at my star TREK themed birthday party
Well, I was 4 years old
Shut up you are such a nerd
Im just a nerd in love and I feel out of place
Ill have to specialize in gynecology so I can get to 2nd base
Unless she finds sarcasm appealing and greasy hair sexy
I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me
I want to be with girl and not get any rejection
Who will dress like a hot alien at star trek conventions
Whos as precious to me as a rare Pokemon
And who knows the difference between and a Warlock and a Shaman
But Were just nerds in love, realitys too far gone
Cause were too much like Steve Urkel and not enough like Stefan
But one day well be CEOs and have lots of money
But until then, our only friends will be our PCs