Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
¿te Gustan Las Calamares?	-	154
¿that Pretty Piñata?	-	129
A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away	-	170
A Tribute To Wood	-	129
Bagpipes	-	135
Bird Is The Word	-	140
Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name	-	124
Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card	-	136
Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor	-	137
Chile Con Carne	-	129
Choke On It, Hippie	-	136
Churnin' Butter	-	140
Coke Is It!	-	132
Crazy Tequilla	-	133
Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before	-	141
Don't Speak Spanish Very Well	-	121
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?	-	146
Exhausted Talent	-	138
Fast Forward Through This Song	-	136
Food Is Tasty	-	146
For The Trees	-	144
Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!	-	129
Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy	-	153
Hardcore Boy	-	144
Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.	-	130
Hey Snoopy	-	156
How Do You Spell "maricones"?	-	139
I Am What I Am	-	180
I Can't Believe You Made It This Far	-	138
I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!	-	136
I Love Living In The Suburbs	-	134
I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard	-	126
I Only Want To Be With You	-	148
I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette	-	134
I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul	-	132
I'll Kill You	-	145
Ida	-	171
Into The Sunset	-	113
Itsy Bitsy Spider	-	121
Kentucky Jones (part 2)	-	153
Kentucky Jones (part 3)	-	138
Kentucky Jones (part 4)	-	140
Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)	-	129
Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer	-	169
Knight Rider	-	139
Like To Play The Guitar	-	173
Midnight Madness	-	148
My Life, For But A Glass Of Water	-	138
My Love, For But A Dollar	-	127
My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla	-	124
My Name Is Mud	-	149
Nectar Of The Gods	-	186
Ode To Hootie	-	139
Penchant For Penelope	-	130
Pepe's Not Happy	-	136
Petals Of Rose	-	144
Pizza: It's Good	-	126
Refridgerators	-	255
Ride Like The Wind?	-	134
Sandpaper Man, Part 1	-	128
Sandpaper Man, Part 2	-	120
Sandpaper Man, Part 3	-	135
Son Of A Biscuit	-	115
Son Of A Motherless Goat	-	124
Sounds Good To Me	-	126
Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me	-	122
Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me	-	126
Spadowski And His Mop	-	130
Spumous Erubescent Death	-	125
Stop	-	143
Stupid Is As Stupid Does	-	187
That's It, We Quit	-	133
That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out	-	129
The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet	-	171
The Call Of The Wind	-	132
The Night	-	139
The Pope Is Pissed	-	232
The Seventh Son's Seventh Son	-	125
The Tragedy Of The Carpet	-	185
The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa	-	192
There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o	-	127
There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt	-	127
They Call Me Bisquatch	-	138
They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance	-	135
Tierra Del Mundo	-	129
Trumpet Troubles	-	134
Trumpet Troubles, Continued...	-	123
Utopia	-	138
We Hate Hippies And Drugs	-	153
We'll Be Back, Chumps...	-	122
We're Gonna Be Rich	-	169
What Happened To Mr. T?	-	125
What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable	-	159
When The Clock Sounds	-	153
Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!	-	141
Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?	-	135
Yo! A.l.e. Raps	-	125
Your Mother!	-	174