Hey mister bartender, mix me a drink
I really need something to tell me it's okay not to think
Because I've been to all these bars and I've seen all these places
I've hit on all these girls, I've heard the same conversations
Cab driver, cab driver, take me away
'Cause I already know all the words that she'll say
And I'll be creepin' out the window at the first sign of day
'Cause every single night it seems to go the same way
Mister bartender, you will kick me out
And the blonde girl in the back, you'll put your tongue down my mouth
And the greaser in the jacket's gonna pick a fight
And he'll probably kick my ass, 'cause I'm drunk every night