I saw this girl; it was just the other night
We exchanged a few looks and her boyfriend wanna fight
A week later, same spot, he's there again, he's drinking gin
This time I got a pitcher so I pour it over him
And then thru my glazed eyes, I see homie pull a knife
Girlfriend trying to hold him back and I'm fearing for my life
Not really, I just said that cause I like to sound smart
Ten minutes later I was in another shopping cart
Rolling down the street, now I'm rolling on E
I can barely hold on cause my hands are greasy
From the 17 slices of pizza last night
Haven't washed my hands since cause I'm not that bright
Now it's two o'clock and the spot just closed
People crowding all around trying to find a place to go
I'm not going home yet unless it's with someone
Who's over 18 and likes to play with guns
She's hot; she's hot, oh yeah
Just get on top and drop some money
Don't stop, this isn't funny
You know I like the taste of honey, yeah
She's hot so won't you hold me
Just get on top, act like you know me
I know you got something to show me, baby
She's hot; she's hot, oh yeah
It's 3:30 and I'm fiend'n for some food
But I keep getting kicked out cause I'm acting rude
It's like a dog doesn't look, I grab his plate and take a bite
It makes him wanna fight, but that alright
because I'm tight, I'm tight
Now believe me when I tell you all these things that I do
I know they sound a little crazy but swear that they're true
And maybe that's why everybody calls me chainsaw, baby
No it's not because I'm gonna skin your ass raw, well maybe
So let's get back to the story at hand
I finally found myself a girl and now it's time to be a man
She invited me to come back to her apartment
Yeah she let me move in, but she made me pay rent
And now it's five o'clock and we're talking bout our sins
If you get pregnant, girl I hope you have twins
I know it sounds strange, but I think I love you
I'll even lick your pussy if you really want me to
She's hot; she's hot, oh yeah
Just get on top and drop some money
Don't stop, this isn't funny
You know I like the taste of honey, yeah
She's hot so won't you hold me
Just get on top, act like you know me
I know you got something to show me, baby
She's hot; she's hot, oh yeah