Got our first gig at the local bar
And it wasn't paying
Hauled in beat up amps and cheap guitars
Plugged 'em in and started playing
*testify*
We got tattoos and a rental van
With my girlfriend's money
Now she wants it back 'cause she hates the band
We think that's funny
You think I'm so cool
You think I'm so cool
We're in it for money
Guitars and tattoos
You fell for it honey
Oh yeah
Don't you think that's cool?
You bought my CD and a video
With your daddy's money
Now you can't afford to make the show
Don't you find that funny?
You think I'm so cool
You think I'm so cool
We're in it for money
The pills and the booze
You fell for it honey
Oh yeah
Don't you think that's cool?
You think I'm so cool
You think I'm so cool
You think I'm so cool
You think I'm so cool
*put your hands in the air*
*you gotta shake your ass too*
*we're only in it for the money*
hey baby don't you think that's cool?
Hey baby don't you think
don't you think that's
The drummer counts to four
Everything's cool
He twirls his stick and starts to drool
If any of you ladies got a thing for us
We'll meet you later at the back of the bus