I'd like to come out of the closet, make something abundantly clear
I'm not a homosexual, I'm not gay, I'm not a queer
I over hear these comments
I find them rather strange
Cause I like chicks and I love tits and that'll never change
There's no other reason chicks wouldn't want to be with me
I guess color might be a factor in this liberal minded society
First you open your eyes, then I open mine
Realize that it's not you, but me, the one that's blind
They all know how smart I am
and I make 'em laugh all the time
Plus, I've got the uncanny ability of singing in forced rhyme
Sure, I've enver had a girlfriend
It's the one thing which I lack
But rest assured, it's not because I'm gay
It's just because I'm black