Step One: Get Drunk
Step Two: Shoot right out of your dad. It's literally going to be a blast of cum right into your mom. Time to get born because the world is fun.
Get born
Get born
Get born
Step Three: Cry so they know you're alive.
Step Four: Welcome to this world. It doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl. Get fucked straight out of the cunt, and everything is beige because the world is dumb.