Well I was shootin' pool when I heard 'em yell
Two old boys got mad and well
They started throwin' everything in the joint that they could find
There were ash trays table legs glasses of beer
A big ripple bottle whizzed past my ear
I hollered to the band freebird one more time
Play me a little travelin' music please
I'm gonna play like Moses and part this redneck sea
Well eerybody knows I ain't afraid to fight
But I got my good clothes on tonight
Play me a little travelin' music please
Yeah I ordered up a pizza for me and Irene
When the telephone rang and I heard her scream
What the bleep bleep bleep is that woman calling you
Double cheese Pepperoni splattered on the wall
Her face turned red and she started to squall
Well honey she can have what's left when I get through with you
Play me a little travelin' music please
I'm gonna play like Tarzan and swing on out of this tree
Well if you feel that way well that's all right
I guess a little lovin's out of the question tonight
Play me a little travelin' music please
Guitar fiddle or a mandolin
Somebody get me out of this place I'm in
Play me a little travelin' music please
Play me a little travelin' music please