When the thought of any good love
Seems as far off as the sun
And friends are cold and distant
Over some stupid thing I've done
I used to wax and wallow
In the throes of misery
Now I simply just haul myself down to the mall
And buy a pair of therapy.
New shoes, new shoes
Oh life seems so much better
In some brand new patent leather
Guaranteed to shine away your blues
Even on credit, I never regret it
I just adore new shoes.
Now some women cheer themselves
With a brand new slinky dress
Well, I