The very definition of an hourglass figure
Yeah she'll cock your gun but then she'll pull the trigger
I've seen you with her, I can't figure
Out what the hell this is really about
I'm familiar with her Peculiar ways
She's a messed up tramp with no emotional tact
It's a matter of fact, she's a one of a kind
And she'll steal him away in the blink of an eye
I can't believe she'd be so mean
I can see that she's always on your mind
Now this sounds familiar, I'm one in a million
Are you really serious?
Oh girl when will you see
He never wanted me
He only ever had Eyes for You (x2)
Excuse me while I rest my brain
Trying to figure you out is driving me insane
Cos clearly you're afraid of my
Friendship with him but I don't know why
It's ridiculous, I'm getting sick of this now
Why'd you think I'd want to steal him anyhow?
It's a matter of fact, he's a one of a kind
And he's been in love with you for a long long time
Why'd you believe I'd be so mean?
Can't you see that, that you're always on his mind?
Now this sounds familiar, I'm one in a million
Are you really serious?
Oh girl when will you see
He never wanted me
He only ever had Eyes for You (x2)
Now this sounds familiar, I'm one in a million
Are you really serious?
Oh girl when will you see
He never wanted me
He only ever had Eyes for You (x2)