The Wish You Weres - Holiday In Splitsville Songtexte

Happy holidays
Cuts like razor blades
when you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas

Felis la-di-da
Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo)
When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas

I spent my whole paycheck on you
Now I can't afford any food

I'm drinking cheap beer
There's no holiday cheer for me on Christmas

Irreconcilable differences
why must we go through all this again (echo)

Now I'm wrecking the halls
with spray paint & paint balls on Christmas

No more carolers outside
I'd rather commit suicide
then hang out with your relatives
one more fucking time

to decorate the tree
with things that don't mean shit to me
besides you took all the ornaments
when we called it quits

I'm not returning any of your calls
'cause everyone has gone and pissed me off
and I'm taking back all your presents for Christmas

Happy holidays
Cuts like razor blades
when you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas

Felis la-di-da
Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo)
When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas

Got a hospital bill from your boyfriend
Seasons greetings card from your lawyer
if that's not rubbing salt in a wound
then I don't know what fucking is

I'm not returning any of your calls
'cause everyone has gone and pissed me off
and I'm taking back all your presents for Christmas