Seven Thousand Dollars for a New Nose*
Twice as much for fashion to look that old
She puts money into therapy to Make her feel ok
And Pennies in her Panties, so that she won't blow away
She's Pretty, She's so Pretty (ooh la la la la la)
She's Pretty, Pretty Useless
He Has to stay in shape to pay for free love
Ecstasy is cheaper at the health club
He keeps a girl beside him, as proof that he is straight
Issues with his father say he could go either way
He's Pretty, He's so Pretty (ooh la la la la la)
He's Pretty, Pretty Useless
Blatant Contradictions Hide my insecurity
I Choose to look at you so I don't have to look at me
I feel Pretty, I feel so Pretty (ooh la la la la la)
I feel Pretty, Pretty Useless
We're all Pretty, We're all so Pretty (ooh la la la la la)
I feel Pretty, Pretty Useless
Ooh la la la la la