Jenna, time to pee on a stick!
Wh-? I don't wanna know!
Come on, honey, you've waited long enough!
Get to it and do it!
Okay girls, enough!
You know what we mean
I hope you drank enough this morning
Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you, so
It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test
A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It's nothing
A stick and a line
Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky
A pot and a piss
Here we go, sis
And we'll keep our focus on
The negative!
Read the instructions
Se puede saber la duración
English!
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina
Wow. Thank you, Dawn
How'd I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night in that stupid red dress
Aww, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit
Stay with us, Dawn!
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim? I mean, wow! Miraculous luck!
Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected fu-
Funny how one night can ruin your whole life
Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says
I'm already panicked
Just calm down, goddamnit!
Maybe it'll all be fine
Maybe there'll be just one line
Come on, negative!
I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore?
Well, he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband
Honey, we've all made that mistake
Focus on the negative!
This will all be alright
It was only one night
Someone, send me a sign
One line, one line!
That means the test is ready, this is it
Shit